Andromeda: Purity Test: Profile: Andromeda Twerp
Andromeda Twerp
Your point score was less than 45%.
Your knowledge of Andromeda is absolutely diabolical yet, for some strange reason, you suspected that you had done very well. Your attitude to the Andromeda is despicable and you have almost certainly never seen a complete episode.
There are some poignant characteristics about your personality that you should be aware of. A breakdown is provided below.
PERSONALITY PROFILE
You are probably a reporter for the Daily Mail newspaper.Andromeda Twerps are very scary people. You look at people with a hanged-dog expression and never stop talking about yourself.
The only culture you have is bacteria! You think that Manic Academic Andromeda Fanatics are evil! You love defenceless animals, especially with a nice drop of gravy. You think Rev Bem is an Albanian motorcycle. If you could play a walk on part in the show it would be as a nanobot. You think that foreplay is thirty minutes of begging. Many people feel sorry for you but this is just because they don’t know you. People who know you hate you. You think the Andromeda show is rubbish because of the many inconsistencies ….. you spotted that Vedrans don’t have pointy ears and why is there no mention of the Vedran/Shadow war!? You think that an innuendo is an Italian suppository. You think for hours trying to work out the speed of dark! You are upset at reading this though secretly you think this analysis is conservative. |
It should be pointed out that these conclusions
should only be taken seriously if they are correct!
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