LEXX: Crazy Captions Competition – Season 1 (1999)
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LEXX Season 1 CAPTIONS COMPETITION |
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The Crazy Caption Competition for Season one was won by JiB for caption Caption 7: Kai, “Look, if I wobble my head from side to side it makes a great slapping sound” He is the lucky winner of a Brigadoom Script signed by Xenia Seeberg, Paul Donovan, Michael McManus and Brian Downey (thanks to Ara and Paul Donovan at Salter Street Films Ltd.) A Crazy Captions Competition for Season 2 will follow shortly |
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“..and a little lower…ah that`s it” Ben Szwediuk “Are you sure it works?” Stan, “No Zev, you don’t understand, I said give me head….” “I always wanted to get ahead.” “I am but a poor robot head, used by this mad woman as some sort of sex toy, look at me!, my screen’s slimed!!!” “But really dear, these novelty sex helmets do nothing for me.” “Yeeeoooowww!!! Zev, don’t move…I think one of my wires just got caught in your cleavage!” ————————————————— |
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“Life ain’t easy being a hemorrhoid. No Respect!” Cindy and Geneva Browning Pete the pumpkin always hated Halloween. Gigerotta gets some new wallpaper for her bedroom. And people think Prince Naseem has a swollen head! “Thinking just aint what it used to be” “The doctors planning the brain transplant appeared to have forgotten one minor point concerning size “Eeewwwww, it’s worse than having an annoying song stuck in your brain.” ————————————————— |
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“Who does your hair?” Cindy and Geneva Browning Poor old naive Thodin was easily misled, when he asked his mates how to pick up women they told him to do it by the ears “Oh, Brad…” “Oh, Janet….” “I have to get back to N.Y. now, being the mayor is hard work, “You’re right, you’re glands are swollen, *zip* take one of these, and wake me in the morning” Thodin: “Sorry? Didn’t you say you had a robotic removable head? Ooooohhhh….” “Yes Duhling, Thodin thinks a goot facial vill give zis skin zat beautiful fresh glow again.” ————————————————— |
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PMS. Think about it! Cindy and Geneva Browning “So exactly where do the batteries go?” I thought you said “Key” not “Kai”! “I’ll give you a new haircut and a real close shave, frighteningly quick.” “My mummy has one of them, calls it electric daddy” “The new face of Loreal: “Because I’m worth it. Or else.” “You talking to me Punk?!? Come here and say that you little barf bag.” ————————————————— |
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My Dad always said “if it isn`t cooked don`t put it in your mouth” Ben Szwediuk “I knew I should have used a breath mint.” Giggerota’s fashion sensitive upper intestine just couldn’t stand that ring any longer! I can breathe through my ears, too! “You don’t have to lash out like that, I head you!” “Ummm, thanks for the head job offer, but I’ll pass thank you” “Swords? Hah! i can swallow hosepipes!” “Jar Jar Binks, eat your heart out!” ————————————————— |
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“Like I have nothing better to do than hang around waiting to be rescued.” Cindy and Geneva Browning “Dont even THINK it!” Ben Szwediuk Zev, “Are you sure this is an exercise machine Stan?” Are you sure this hang-glider will work, Stan? “Can I drop this thing now? It’s getting heavy.” “Shall we shag now, or shag later Stanley baby??” Zev: “I know I’m a virgin, but are you *sure* this is how everyone else does it?” “Gawd, I hate these new fangled gyno exam tables.” ————————————————— |
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I’ve got a splitting Headache? Ben Szwediuk“Be careful how you wake my powertool” SadGeezer “I have a split personality?” Kai, “Look, if I wobble my head from side to side it makes a great slapping sound” New from Lexx Merchandising… the zip-up Kai sports bag. “I’ve got this searing, burning sensation starting at the base of my skull.” “Listen up kiddies, don’t play with daddies power tools” “Now *that’s* a sneeze“ “It was a complex issue, and Kai was obviously of 2 minds on the subject” ————————————————— |
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“I really hate your guts.” Cindy and Geneva Browning “Okay, let go of my hand now. Let go. LET GO, I SAY!” “Plastic surgery can keep a smile on my face, imagine what it can do for you!” “Hahahaha… i have no idea what you’re talking about. I hate you. How far to the door…” “…And as you can see, the stain is gone. Try it, you’ll love it!” “I’m not two faced! i’m just joint retarded!” “I bet you can’t tell I have a raging yeast infection right now, can you?” ————————————————— |
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“My impression of the North Wind.” Cindy and Geneva Browning “Great balls of fire” New from Lexx Merchandising… the Lexx Vacuum cleaner. “You said you wanted to fly…”. “OWWWWIE!!! I was cleaning those engines still!!, when I said to test ’em, I meant WHEN I ASKED YOU TO!!!” “Ooops, pardon me. Garbage gives me such bad gas!” |
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