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mayaxiong wrote:Sexecutioner wrote:
Lexx.com is evil!!!, its run by facist moderators!!!!, the reason why lexx.com was’nt working is because I put a poax on it!!
Too bad about the ‘tude, dude..I ran across a nifty Gwar T-shirt and live video in my cache of old music memoribilia the other day and thought how cool it would be to send it to someone worthy….
Oh well…. :twisted:[/quote]
Might I suggest you send them to the garbage Maya? (and I don’t mean JJ)
Hee hee hee
I would like to live on the planet with the hairy chested, powerful-thighed warriors in the frothy disco skirts and heavy jewellery. 😀 And I would be their Queen.
same question
Go figure! Everyone is so friggin’ organized. Just like fascist Lexx.com’ers. 😀
Thanks for checking Stormie. Hopefully there will be slob like me out there who has a more recent e-mail address of hers kicking around.
El_Coul wrote:KarubaLuna wrote:Who is the prettiest plant in the two universes?
Is that a trick question?[/quote]
Oh how I wish it was. But I’m not competition even for Lomea, let alone Lyekka.
If you were a character for an episode of the Lexx, how would you like to die?
Quelle surprise.
Sorry you get the headaches in the meantime Mr. Sadgeezer.
Hey – has anybody tried to let RIII know about Sad’s site. I have tried to contact her via an old e-mail address of her husband’s but I don’t know if it is still functioning. Probably not as I haven’t heard back. Just wondering if anybody has anything more up to date and if they have let her know where she can find us…..
I would like to see them land beside Superman’s crystal fortress in the Artic. And then watch the ultra moral Superman try to figure out what to do with them, while Kai keeps trying to kill him and Xev keeps hitting on him and Stanley tries to get at civilization and all the babes in the south.
Who is the prettiest plant in the two universes?
Hey Stanelle! How’s the hair? I like the new handle. Does it have anything to do with the salty ocean of our tears?
I have heard thru the grapevine that the Verizon router people have been contacted and that they say all their routers are fine. I have pestered Alliance Atlantis with a bunch of e-mails – to their general info, their media, and their web-master addresses and hope I will get some kind of response before I am too old and arthritic to type.
Anyone intereted in adding a voice to the chorus, here is the AA contact page http://www.allianceatlantis.com/contacts.asp.
I am not giving up hope yet. 😀 And we have JJ to torture as an outlet in the meantime. 😀 😀
Sexecutioner wrote:Lexx.com is evil!!!, its run by facist moderators!!!!, the reason why lexx.com was’nt working is because I put a poax on it!!
😯 😯 😯 😯 😯 😯 😯 😯 😯 😯 😯 😯 😯 😯 😯 😯 😯 😯 😯 😯 😯
ilyekkakai wrote:What …about Lexx …draws you in……what Lexxy thing “does ” it for ya??
In spite of all the sexxiness, the story of three people who don’t “fit in” searching for their own kind of happiness, never finding it and yet never giving up, is what really drew me in. No Star Trek world of perfection here. More like how life really is for all of us.
How do you like your potatoes?
DennisMoore wrote:KarubaLuna wrote:Oh dear. Have you been sticking your “parts” into various orfices on the Lexx again?
I’m sorry, I couldn’t help it! 😥
Oh well, hopefully I haven’t picked up any LTD’s (Lexx Transmitted Diseases). I wonder if Dr Xev would check that out for me? :D[/quote]Umm, I don’t know about Zev, but there is another doctor in the house…..
ilyekkakai wrote:…If you had no idea MM existed and if he never played the Kai role…who would you have seen take his place…if any one.. 😉 ❓
A thick, juicy, rare steak on a big sesame seed bun. That way, I would at least always have a gorgeous hunk of meat and the bun to remind me of him.
If the Lexx was supposed to be the size of Manhatten, what kind of other places do you think must have existed on board that were never explored by the crew?
DennisMoore wrote:…a motley bunch of smegheads…. Wait a minute…. Red Lexx? 😛
Oh dear. Have you been sticking your “parts” into various orfices on the Lexx again? I would get that looked at if I were you Dennis. And tell all the other Lexxians you were playing with to get themselves checked too. Some good strong antibiotics and you should be right as rain again in no time. 😛
hee hee hee!
And raise ’em again! I think cocktails should be integral to our planning. Great to see you Maya. 😀
*sob* *sniff* And I was feeling better. XS4Xevr you should post a warning at the start of your poignant song.
Back to Lexxian domination – The UN has conveniently published an on-line list of third world countries. http://www.nationsonline.org/oneworld/third_world.htm. And surprise, surprise, the Turks and Caicos aren’t on the list. Do you think they are weak and puny enough for us to overtake them? They have all that….money. Not that I’m saying an absolute no. Just wondering if we would get our asses kicked.
Thank you Mr. Sadgeezer.
Step one. Consult standard issue Canadian map of the world and locate a desirable third world country that would meet Lexxian ideals.
Something in Canada South perhaps? I could go for just about anything on the Pacific rim really. The Atlantic Carribean, for instance, is just so passe. Although, there is something to be said for a strong tradition of mai-tai and umbrella drink mixing.
What I would really like is take over Hawaii. But that might really piss off the American government and that would be a bad thing. I am going to have to go google “third world countries ripe for the plucking” and see what comes up. I will be back…….
( Check it out the Canadian world domination site. It has been up-dated) http://cwd.ptbcanadian.com/index2.html
He’s not hard to find Pliffers! You must have sniffed him out by now.
Logan – Stormie – Thanks guys. I’ll go back to my fetal position and thumb-sucking then. Not my style to sit around and hope other people fix things. Very difficult. But I will try.
In the meantime, anyone want to plan a coup d’etat of a third world country or something while we wait for Lexx.com to go back up again? It would keep us busy. Or hack into the North Korean defence system? I haven’t a clue where to start but I am willing to learn.
Or perhaps we should go to Fatguy’s Fortress and turn it into a Lexx site. Let’s see – he had thousands of non-related posts promoting himself at Lexx.com. That should be good for a couple thousand of Lexx posts at his own site. 😈 Or he could ban us all. Even more fun. 😛
Hmmm. Thank you guys. That helps a lot. I have found in life that the squeaky wheel gets the grease. Stormy – would you be willing to give out some of those e-mail addresses so that we can pester various powers that be? Politely, of course. If so, you could e-mail them to me or p.m. them, rather than post them on a public forum. You could control who you give the addresses to in this way. Even though we aren’t paying customers, the collective pain of our plight might move someone to take action to shut us up. 😀
Sexecutioner wrote:here’s an Alice Cooper song that sexpresses my feelings on censorship
I bet when you are a Dad you will be just as dogmatic about your kids following your rules as long as they are living in your house and leaching off your last dime. And when they do the “freedom chant” in protest you will threaten to put them into orbit. 😀
Sexecutioner wrote:…is this thread a tribute to the legend that was Jacknife Johnny?
Tribute? I don’t know about that Hon. It was a great thread, but I think there may be some peeps gunnin’ for your ass, so watch your back. 😛
If you lived on the Lexx – would you give Kai a new do?
I am no longer a hyper strung out addicted Lexxian going thru withdrawal. For most of yesterday I was in stage 2 – a weak quivering mass of anxiety and doubt lying before my keyboard, typing Lexx.com, Lexx.com into my browser over and over in a dull haze.
Now, however, I am moving into stage 3. I have always taken Lexx.com’s existence for granted. I don’t know how it works and I don’t know who is responsible for running it and how they do that.
I think it is time to be a responsible Lexxian and know how the basics of my favourite board works.So – questions for Stormy, or gela or Mantrid (if he is finally settled in Stockholm and checking Sad’s) – Paul Donovan ownes the domain. Is he the one who controls the site then? Who set up the bored and has the power to unplug it? Who decided who the administrators would be? Do the admins have contact with the people who run the site? And if indeed, a router is burned out, who would be responsible for making the calls to have it fixed and do these people even know the site is down? I find the mystery the most frustrating part.
Any answers would be much appreciated. In the meantime I will do my level best not to spontaneously combust. 😀
Hee hee hee hee. Sorry. Old habits die hard.
*Karuba prostrates herself before the Sadgeezer Home Page*
There is no Mod before Sadgeezer and Logan is his prophet.
Second season finale for “Alienated” is mid-June. I am really kicking myself for missing this. Especially since the partial episode I saw referred to Nanaimo. Could the story-line possibly be situated in the Lower Mainland?
Aaaaarg! How do we know that these people even know there is a router burned out somewhere? I mean, how long can it take to replace a router? Are we sure Lexx.com hasn’t been attacked? Who do we have to kill to get some attention?
Sorry, just a little Lexxian anxiety there. I am very grateful to Sadgeezer and Maya at the Trading Post for providing us with emergency shelter. I am trying very hard to behave myself here and not run rampant through the forums spreading mayhem and silliness everywhere.
And for those with discerning tastes, KetanaLionessa at Yahoo groups is promising to get out the Chippendale Kai’s today. Maya entertained us with a Ho-down Kai yesterday. Things are really heating up at the Yahoo shelter. 😀
Hi ilyekkai! *Karuba frantically waves back* I am so happy to see everyone slowly making their way here.
mok wrote:KarubaLuna wrote:In the meantime, want to try on my new Mok? All the refugees have them. In fact, you should probably have your own. They are the latest thing from the Streudel House of Diva Fashion and Frankfurter Hiding.
Eek! Thought I was getting passed around like a doobie for a minute :?[/quote]
No honey – you are being mass produced! 😀 We all want a Mok and Streudel seems to have gotten a ppppp-pattern and a pppppp-patent. Hope you don’t mind.
And in answer to Pinhead’s query – I think it is time we plan guerrilla tactics in the event we ever need them. We need the names and home phone numbers of several Alliance Atlantis exec’s and a cohesive strategy for ensuring they keep Lexx.com going until this universe gets done in. Showing up in Paul Donovan’s bedroom at night with Lexx DVD’s, beer and chips would be one option. We must think globally.
Damn, dog wants me to go to bed so I guess I have to stop playing on the internet.
El_Coul wrote:*the general settles comfortably into the captains chair of his cloaked asskicking bird of prey prototype and plots his next move*
*Karuba assaults Captain El Coul, while he reclines on his leather clad butt, and delivers a viscious bite on the cheek* (At least I think that is Klingon for saying “Hi Cutiepie”)
We may be virtual trash, but we are my kind of virtual trash!
mok wrote:[Hope this is within the realms of propriety -recent bannings, ya’know- if not, feel free to inform me and I’ll edit]
Bannings? There have been bannings plural? All I saw was Fatguy. Hey, I’ll go get some more wood to throw on the pile. Who else, huh, huh?
Lois_Lane wrote:Yough wozop karuba 😆
Thanks storm!!!
mmm, if I recall, lexx.com went down a few months ago just like now, for a day at least. No need to put on a Panic, not yet. 😈
Panic? What do you know of panic? I’ve got a full blown addiction, L.L., and I took the weekend off so I am like waaaaaaaay overdue on my next dose of Lexx. It is not pretty, I know it. So please, grant me the same respect that you would a bad traffic accident and try to look the other way. 🙁
In the meantime, want to try on my new Mok? All the refugees have them. In fact, you should probably have your own. They are the latest thing from the Streudel House of Diva Fashion and Frankfurter Hiding.
And let’s have a rousing cheer….”Stormie, Stormie, he’s our non-she! If he can’t fix it, nobody can!” Of course, I am assuming a lot here. I’ve never really confirmed that Stormie is a non-she and “he” is a Lomea lover. Sorry Storm about trying to verify routers. If you want to clarify a bit more on how to do a Windows command I would love to try and help. Otherwise, I will just try to keep channelling in pretzel form and chanting “light and flaky, light and flaky”, ’til the bored comes back.
No way! Fatguy got banned! Wow. Score one for sci-fi and high fives all around. And don’t worry, I’m not talking behind his back. I’ll laugh at his ass when he starts boasting at Lexx.com about how he was banned here. And we all know he will………he would be a lot more fun if he hadn’t become so predictable. And if he showed at least a minimal interest in sci-fi and/or The Lexx. Or anything, for that matter, save his precious Fortress. Give me unpredictability or give me death! Oh? Both? For me? Well…you shouldn’t have. Ho, ho, ho, ho, ho. Thank you Oh Great Cosmic Joker. I couldn’t possibly accept. No, no. You keep them. I don’t know what I was saying. Silly me.
Oh thank you Streudilly dear. The broth, toque and pillow are much appreciated. And I love the new Mok. I’ve always wanted one. 😛
I have been communing with the forces of baked fresh goodness and all I have come up with so far are the mantras – “Kai is the Source of the Salt” and “That which is blessed with a bun, is Kai”. Not particulary on topic, I know, but I am new to this whole cosmic pretzel thing. And I am starting to get leg cramps so here endeth the communing for the day. 😀
Thanks for the welcome Logan (dare I forget to call you Majesty? hee hee 😀 )
Well, gela posted at the Yahoo Trading Post site that she had no warning the bored was going down. Mantrid is apparently unavailable and she is contacting Stormie to see what they can do to get it up and running again ASAP.
Maya’s Trading Post site has seen some refugee actions since Sad’s was inaccessible for a bit. I am glad things are running smoothly here again. For a minute I thought there might be a Lexxian June 1 curse or something. I have all my fingers and toes crossed that everything works out.
And now that I am one with the cosmic pretzel, I will seek to connect with the forces or light and darkness and see what they have to say on the subject. Be well my children.
