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Logan wrote:kamisama103 wrote:
Sorry. I tried to be funny and failed.
That’s the story of my life! 🙁 😆 Mind if I borrow that for my epitaph?
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Hehe… go for it.
MAN # 1
I just took a shit. Come look. It’s weird looking.MAN # 2
I have shit the likes of which even
God has never seen.Sorry. I tried to be funny and failed.
I wanna see it… looks like it might be Unfortunate… hehe… No, but seriously it looks like it might be entertaining.
Well, it’s not really porn, its the basic Cinemax variety, and has been on Cinemax quite a bit lately.
I hate when you change channels in your sleep… you wake up and are like, ‘How the hell did I get here?”
DILDO SAGGINS – I don’t know, Smirnof. I’m not noble… or pure. I’ve stuck up liquor stores. I piss in the shower!
SMIRNOF – Dildo, everyone pisses in the shower.10) Talking about the “Olsen Twins”
-oh, but they are so special. My brother’s friend’s girlfriend is the Olsen Twins’ cousin. Crazy six degrees of Kevin Bacon type thingy.
9) Arguing that Macross was the greatest series ever, and everything else is just a ripoff
-never watched it.
8.) Asking why Kevin Sorbo doesn’t do a Hercules/Andromeda croxxover.
-Hercules blew. But I like Kevin Sorbo.
7) “The Sci-Fi channel does their very best”
-right…
6) Getting political in whimsical Sci-Fi threads
-But John Kerry should rule the Dark Clowns.
5) “Xev is ugly”
-LIAR!
4) “Kai is ugly”
-LIAR! Wait… Wha?
3) “I personally believe the Enterprise could whoop a Vorlon star killer, because…..”
-I DISAGREE
2) “Did anyone watch Tremors last night???”
-HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
1) “I sure wish they’d make some new Star Trek movies with the original cast.”
-Uh. No.
Yep… I just felt like doing that…
Headgehog wrote:kamisama103 wrote:Ever consider writing sadgeezer reviews?
Are you kidding?[/quote]
No.Just add some more filler to the write up, add a few pics and what you’ve got is a sadgeezer.com review. One of the fun parts of writing a review can be tearing an episode apart, saying something to the effect of, “And that’s when I threw my beer at the TV”.[/quote]
More filler? No problem, I just didn’t want it to be to long last time. Hmm pictures. The only way I would get pictures is if I would get them off other sites and put them on my angelfire account because I don’t know how to get them off tv myself. Other than that I could probably do it. Depending on what you want me to review of course.
OKay… where to start. Hmm… It started out decent enough with the ancients (stupid name I think… i mean do they call themselves the ancients? probably not) leaving earth.
Fast forward to Antartica we are in a really fake looking base, not sure why i think that I just think it is really fake looking. We got this Irish dude in a chair trying to make it light up good and he fires a missile. Alright that kinda works. The guy is funny. Then we are at Oneill and umm… the new oneill.
He was only a good actor once in this episode and that is when he first sat in the chair because he looked like he just shat himself.
Ok. So they need a bunch of power to go across the universe. Scary looking scientist lady gives a speech.
Get there and realize they are in a fake looking atlantis base underwater.
Apparently they are running out of power and the dome is gonna collapse so they go to another world with a bunch of people that speak ENGLISH! Who wear clothes that look really fake. And have a lady that acts like Spock except not as good – I bet she is gonna be a main character and love interest for oneill 2.
Eventually a bunch of mean alien ships appear and kidnap people.
KICK INTO pilot for SG-1 where they first go to a alien planet and people get kidnapped and then they go rescue them.Oh, yeah the whole plot about needing energy to survive in Atlantis was just stupid, it wasted an hour of time and the damn city rose up right before it was supposed to kill the damn people.
What is convienent is the spaceships they got in the Atlantis base. Turns out the Wraith (what the hell kinda of name is that? Its as good as the ancients) have a stargate floating in space. Coincidence? Probably.
Well the Wraith look like a bunch of cheap looking generic Sci-Fi/Horror bad guys. I mean the lady looks like a mix between Marilyn Manson and a inhabitant of Innsmouth from Shadow over Innsmouth and the Dagon movie.
Also they will live forever and are hard to hurt (the cool canadian scientist guy tells us this – one of the only things he does), except anyone that isnt the main lady of course. Her guards were like killed in one shot and she took atleast a dozen. Oh. They speak English too.
They happen to suck out people’s life energy. Life energy huh? I could understand maybe some form of bio-energy but they say life energy and he drains away and turns into a skeleton. WHY DID THEY KILL THE T-1000? Why?
Well they rescue stupid spock lady and everything is fine. Yay.
Then Oneill 2 has a drink with scary scientist lady… start of shitting series. I bet it will last a long time like stupid ass Tremors… and not be cancelled like cool shows like Farscape. Course they didn’t cancel Tripping the Rift, so they might be smart and cancel this.
(EDIT = forgot the word planet after the word alien earlier)
I would say it was generally a good series. Not the best. But a good one. The animation was probably the best thing about it. The writing worked some of the time, but the animation was always top notch.
Yeah, Mistress Pain! But, seriously the minor characters need more growth – specifically Whip – because we hardly know anything about them. We also don’t know the name of Chode’s, Whip’s or T’nuk’s species.
That’s a perfect job for him! I love it… he seems like that guy from futurama that is like “I would punch you if I wasn’t so lazy” and fry is like “but, you are lazy, right?” and he is like “Don’t even get me started” he could be that guy… god that was a hell of a run-on sentence.
Yeah… i only thought one thing was cool, the name of the one guy… jonathan orion or something like that…
I didn’t say I liked what T’Nuk did, I just liked that she was used, other than just bitching about things. She did something in this episode.
I thought it was a pretty good episode. Could have been better. I kinda liked that they used T’nuk more… I kinda like T’nuk in a mean, evil-biotch typa way. I still don’t think Whip did enough though. I loved Six’s sex position that was hilarious.
“I’ll check it out & send you a PM on Xenia’s true web site; I think you’ll like hers much better.”
-ok.
I finally got around to reading the review and I must say it was a very good review. I love that episode. Apparently you love it to. Um… can I ask you a question Headgehog? Your avatar, what is that guy’s name? I can’t remember, he is from Reboot, and he surfs… is his name The Surfer? Damnit…
