Coronavirus Sci Fi Hand Wash Chants

Coronavirus Sci Fi Hand Wash Chants

Sci Fi Coronavirus Hand Wash! Since we are now firmly committed to washing our hands more regularly, some people have been producing memes and chants based on the now famous World Health Authority Hand Washing Guide. Not wanting to be left out, se thought of a few Sci Fi chants too.  Let us know if

Red Dwarf: Characters: Talkie Toaster

Red Dwarf: Characters: Talkie Toaster

Talkie Toaster is a monstrously cool mechanical devise used for making toast. Innocent enough, you might think, but the Red Dwarf Toaster will drive you completely bonkers by continually asking, “Would you like some toast?”

Red Dwarf: Characters: Kochanski

Red Dwarf: Characters: Kochanski

Kochanski was Red Dwarf’s navigation officer but, to Lister’s dismay, he learns that she died in the first episode. 

Red Dwarf: S02E04: Stasis Leak

Red Dwarf: S02E04: Stasis Leak

This was voted as o­ne of the favourites of British TV Red Dwarf fans.  And we’re still o­nly in the middle of the second series!!

Red Dwarf: Ships: Red Dwarf

Red Dwarf: Ships: Red Dwarf

Red Dwarf is a huge spaceship. When I say huge, I don’t just mean big I mean HUGE! huge. It has at least 2600 floors and is four miles long (and seemingly became 6 miles long in Season 7). The ship is so big that it has an in-flight movie in the lift!

Red Dwarf: Ships: Starbug

Red Dwarf: Ships: Starbug

Starbug, or at least the Starbug seen in the series is an interstellar transport ship seen periodically as the saga developed.  It was used in seasons 6 and 7 when Red Dwarf was lost by Lister and subsequently turned into a planetoid by Nanobots.

Red Dwarf: Ships: Prison Ship

Red Dwarf: Ships: Prison Ship

The Prison ship is a high security Prison Transport for keeping the most dangerous examples of human and Simulant prisoner in confinement. It has a very effective system of restraint called the Justice Field.

Red Dwarf: Ships: Holoship

Red Dwarf: Ships: Holoship

This beautiful looking spaceship is as shallow as the crew that mans it. It is made completely of light and allows their Hologram crew to enjoy effective reality, being able to touch and feel the ship, it’s contents, and erm… it’s crewmembers.

Red Dwarf: Ships: S.S.S. Esperanto

Red Dwarf: Ships: S.S.S. Esperanto

The S.S.S Esperanto was an ocean seeding ship sent to an ocean world to investigate the progress of an experiment to ‘seed’ and encourage life on the planet had worked.

Red Dwarf: S07E06: Beyond a Joke

Red Dwarf: S07E06: Beyond a Joke

The show seemed to explain why Kryten had become so insufferable in the last few episodes. He seemed to settle down in some of the future episodes, but his jealousy of Kochanski is still there.

Red Dwarf: S07E07: Epideme

Red Dwarf: S07E07: Epideme

The introduction (two part show) to the crazy and wacky world of Red Dwarf saga nanobots. This concept saved the seventh series in my opinion – wonderfully executed sci fi fun!

Red Dwarf: S08E02: Back in the Red (II)

Red Dwarf: S08E02: Back in the Red (II)

I have to tell you guys, Chloe Annette, as Kochanski looks absolutely drop-dead gorgeous in this episode dressed in that uniform! I know it’s sexist, but what the hell, I reckon you girls are pretty impressed with Lister and Rimmer in their uniforms too.

Red Dwarf: S08E03: Back in the Red (III)

Red Dwarf: S08E03: Back in the Red (III)

For me, it took a while to get going, and many people have emailed me telling me that they don’t like the fully crewed Red Dwarf twist to the series, but the saga had to be updated and it is as funny and wacky as ever.

Red Dwarf: S07E02: Stoke me a Clipper

Red Dwarf: S07E02: Stoke me a Clipper

This episode was terrific! (except that it was the last complete episode we saw Rimmer in Season 7). In this episode, we saw the return of Ace Rimmer and again, some fairly mind-blowing comedy sci-fi.

Red Dwarf: S07E03: OUROBORUS

Red Dwarf: S07E03: OUROBORUS

The next main character of the Red Dwarf Crew makes an entrance. CK turns out to be a very popular actress in the role and fans warm up to her pretty quickly.

Red Dwarf: S07E04: Duct Soup

Red Dwarf: S07E04: Duct Soup

This was a moany, wishy-washy episode that tried to establish Kochanski as a creditable character – but it missed out all the parts of the Red Dwarf Saga that we had come to know and love. Chloe Annett is a wonderful actor that has been introduced to play a major part in a hugely successful cult sci-fi show. Her awe-inspiring performance was wonderful, but oh my god! I’m starting to miss Bob Grant!

Red Dwarf: S07E05: Blue

Red Dwarf: S07E05: Blue

He’s Arnold, Arnold Arnold Rimmer,
Without him life would be much grimmer,
He’s handsome trim and no-one’s slimmer,
He will never need a Zima.
(hahaha – it should have been a hit single!)

Red Dwarf: S05E01: Holoship

Red Dwarf: S05E01: Holoship

It was great to see Rimmer’s character challenged in this episode. We all know what a git he can be.  But as we and Nirvana suspected, he may be something more than a complete Smeghead!

Red Dwarf: S05E04: Quarantine

Red Dwarf: S05E04: Quarantine

This was another fine episode.  It opened with the Starbug landing on an icy planet. The crew were there to investigate an abandoned laboratory.  They believe that there is one sole survivor, a genius
hologram doctor.

Red Dwarf: S05E05: Demons and Angels

Red Dwarf: S05E05: Demons and Angels

The show opened with an amazing experiment to duplicate a strawberry using an adapted Matter Paddle. The duplicated signal is split three ways, thereby triplicating the object. In this case a strawberry (the last one in the universe according to Lister).

Red Dwarf: S06E01: Psirens

Red Dwarf: S06E01: Psirens

The first episode or the new series was a cracker! They had a lot to live up to after the perfection of the last episode of Season 5 and they really did a great job.  Sex (or at least the kiss of all kisses!), violence and some GREAT one-liners produced an episode that would live in our memories forever.

Red Dwarf: S06E02: Legion

Red Dwarf: S06E02: Legion

This episode is my favourite Red Dwarf episode (yep, another perfect score incoming!). It’s the story of a meeting with a Gestalt Entity – a composite of the Red Dwarf crew!