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  • in reply to: Lexxian Boredom…? #72014
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    I have pictures of naked women on my ceiling

    in reply to: Help our pal in Kenya? #72013
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    post deleted because it was stupid, troll-like, and of questionable language

    Which part of “be excellent to each other” are you NOT getting?

    See you in a week.

    -Headgehog

    in reply to: Help our pal in Kenya? #71993
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    well its just like what Homer Simpson said

    “well I hope youve lernt your lesson Lisa, never help anyone”

    in reply to: why is LEXX the only good sci fi around? #71992
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    Xenia would’nt lie to me

    in reply to: Help our pal in Kenya? #71962
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    I’m too scared

    in reply to: I hate Buffy!!! #71961
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    even Stanley Tweedle’s not a looser all the time, he got to have an orgy on “boomtown”.

    in reply to: GWAR!, GWAR!, GWAR! #71960
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    GWAR are certainly one of a kind, there really is’nt any band out there that has such gruesome, intelligent, and funny lyrics at the same time. GWAR is pretty much a mixture of heavy metal and comic books. It works well.

    in reply to: why is LEXX the only good sci fi around? #71959
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    the new LEXX movie is’nt just a dream, I met Xenia Seeburg in person when she came down to Sydney, and she talking about the plans about a new movie, and that Michael Macmanus even agreed to be envolved

    in reply to: Lexxian Boredom…? #71908
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    everyones a pervert, whats your point?

    in reply to: I am curious. What does it take to get banned here? #71907
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    the mods on LEXX were biaesd, tons of girls talking about getting showers done by Michael or what not, I say something about Xenia, and I get in trouble.

    Plus I got called names like retard and such, and the sailed by that as well, but when I fought back I got in trouble. Biased I tells ya.

    in reply to: why is LEXX the only good sci fi around? #71904
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    bonnee wrote:

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    people that ridicule LEXX need to die.

    Flamegrape wrote:

    Have you met Bonnee?

    Lexx died a slow, agonising death by becoming ridiculous – it disappeared up its own narrative arc in season 4, never to be seen again.

    Pleased to meet you. :lol:[/quote]

    firstly, it did’nt die a slow and agonising death, S4 was good, the writers just decided that, thats as far as the wanna take it, LEXX was never cancelled.

    And what do you mean never to be seen again?, the show is still aired on TV, and all the seasons are out on DVD. And as soon as Xenia Seeburg gets the rights to LEXX, there will be a brand new LEXX movie or perhaps season, so put that in your pipe and smoke it!.

    in reply to: I hate Buffy!!! #71903
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    Zander’s just annoying, no wonder Spike hates him….

    what am I doing!!, I’m talking Buffy here!!!

    in reply to: GWAR!, GWAR!, GWAR! #71901
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    screw you, I did’nt insult your precious David Bowie, even though I’m really tempted too cause you people keep hyjacking the thread.

    and Beefcake hates his fans, cause thats his charcter, his a mean angry fat rocker that thinks his better then everyone.

    in reply to: I hate Buffy!!! #71848
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    I admit Buffy can be interesting sometimes, but I absolutely hate that Xander charcacter!, he reminds me too much of Chandler from Freinds!. and He called those nerds “social retards” which is obviously the pot calling the kettle black.

    in reply to: GWAR!, GWAR!, GWAR! #71847
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    finnally back on subject

    was it Beefcake that insulted you?, he hates GWAR fans.

    in reply to: why is LEXX the only good sci fi around? #71846
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    I just vodoo cursed you

    in reply to: Banned?! #71845
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    you know, I know what you people are doing….and I don’t like it. I’m not a complete idiot!, I know when people are making fun of me!

    *slames fist on desk, and leaves thread*

    in reply to: songs that fit the LEXX characters #71844
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    I just thought of the perfect song for Stanley! “Uh!, all night” by KISS!

    everywhere around the world
    Everybody’s doin time
    Freedom comes at 5:15
    Prison starts at quarter to nine
    It takes a hard working lover
    To keep on Towin’ the line
    I’ll meet you under the covers
    I get excited, I’m so excited!

    Well, we work all day
    And we don’t know why
    Well there’s just one thing that money can’t buy
    When your body’s been starved, feed your appetite
    When you work all day ya gotta UH! all night!
    UH!, UH!, UH!, UH!, UH! WOOO!

    Take me to the jungle honey
    Were living in a human zoo
    Getcha turning tricks for money
    I’d rather roll around with you
    Cause when the waiting is over
    I come-a running to you
    I got the whole night to show you
    I get excited, I’m so excited!

    Well we work all day
    And we don’t know why
    Well there’s just one thing that money can’t buy
    when your bodies been starved, feed your apetite
    When you work all day, ya gotta UH! all night!
    UH!, UH!, UH! UH!, UH! WOO!!

    in reply to: why is LEXX the only good sci fi around? #71818
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    damn straight I am.

    in reply to: I hate Buffy!!! #71816
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    ”stormsweeper” wrote:

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    and Buffy is so freaking scrawny!, the should of picked someone more athlectic like Xenia,

    Xenia? Athletic? Surely you jest.[/quote]

    what are you talking about?, Xenia’s got a very athletic body so it makes it more beleivable when she beats someone up as Xev. But Sarah is practically a stick!

    and another thing, how come in the fighting scenes in buffy, when the fight and punch eachother there’s no big bruises or cuts or blood, its like watching wrestling!.

    in reply to: GWAR!, GWAR!, GWAR! #71812
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    damn David Bowie Hyjackers!, GWAR are far more creative!

    in reply to: songs that fit the LEXX characters #71811
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    do you mean the wrestlers theme music?

    his so cocky, his so cool
    his just a disco dancing fool
    when he gets out on the floor
    the girls are screaming, we want more more more!

    if so that does’nt suite stanley at all!

    in reply to: I hate Buffy!!! #71718
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    I watched an ep of it today, something about that lesbian witch going after some nerd cause he killed her bitch, it was all pretty silly.

    and Buffy is so freaking scrawny!, the should of picked someone more athlectic like Xenia, its hard to imagine Sarah Michelle Geller could beat anyone up.

    in reply to: What do Lexxians look like ? #71715
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    I win the award for coolest jacket 8)

    in reply to: songs that fit the LEXX characters #71713
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    “destroyer” by Twisted Sister is another good one of HDS

    in reply to: Banned?! #71712
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    is that a threat pink boy? 😯

    in reply to: GWAR!, GWAR!, GWAR! #71711
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    how dare you!!! 👿

    in reply to: I am curious. What does it take to get banned here? #71710
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    message deleted becuase it was stupid and trollbait
    -Headeghog

    see what I mean

    in reply to: Lexxian Boredom…? #71567
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    I need to do more sit ups

    in reply to: Answer the question, ask the next ..> #71566
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    fuck, cunt, shit,

    in reply to: songs that fit the LEXX characters #71565
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    I think “Is it my body?” by Alice Cooper would be a good song for Stanley too.

    in reply to: why is LEXX the only good sci fi around? #71564
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    people that ridicule LEXX need to die.

    in reply to: GWAR!, GWAR!, GWAR! #71563
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    uh sexcuse me!, I thought we were talking about GWAR!!, plus Bowie does’nt have cool monster costumes that spray blood and sperm on audiences!

    in reply to: Banned?! #71479
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    moderators are evil, there’s no point in trying to understand there logic

    in reply to: Lexx.com #71478
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    you guys are just getting your just deserts, I did curse the board but I did’nt think it would work…

    in reply to: Answer the question, ask the next ..> #71476
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    he’d wet his pants before he could say a word

    why was’nt Mantrid in S4, as one of the souls from Fire to come to Earth?

    in reply to: Lexx.com #71475
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    I find great amusement that lexx.com is’nt working, what comes around go’s around.

    in reply to: Lexx.com #71379
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    maby its because god is displeased because you banned me….just a thought…..

    in reply to: Lexxian Boredom…? #71377
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    I like to lurk around catholic schoolgirls after work, its fun. Other than that masturbation offcourse, and listning to GWAR always cures boredness.

    in reply to: Lexx.com #71376
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    well, I thought lexx.com would be an open place, free of censorship. Cause the show LEXX its self is known for pushing the envolope. Boy was I wrong, I got constantly nagged that I talked to sexually, and eventurally go banned cause I put a GWAR lyric from “Rock n Roll never felt so good” in my signature.

    and yeh I’m a huge GWAR and KISS fan, but I really don’t care if you think I’m not worthy to have your memorbila, I’m not a total mark about GWAR.

    in reply to: Answer the question, ask the next ..> #71375
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    see I told you, its hard work trying to keep these kind of threads from being hyjacked, people have short attention spans.

    did someone delete my spanking question?

    in reply to: Who’s your 5 favorite Heroes? #71296
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    has anyone said the A-team?

    in reply to: Recently Locked Post #71292
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    KarubaLuna wrote:

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    here’s an Alice Cooper song that sexpresses my feelings on censorship

    I bet when you are a Dad you will be just as dogmatic about your kids following your rules as long as they are living in your house and leaching off your last dime. And when they do the “freedom chant” in protest you will threaten to put them into orbit. :D[/quote]

    blak!!!, It will be a cold day in hell, when I have kids!

    in reply to: Lexx.com #71291
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    Lexx.com is evil!!!, its run by facist moderators!!!!, the reason why lexx.com was’nt working is because I put a poax on it!!

    in reply to: Answer the question, ask the next ..> #71290
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    …Zev’s outfit?

    (I’m gonna ask any question I want)

    were you ever spanked as a child?

    in reply to: I hate Buffy!!! #71217
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    I just hate shows where teenagers solve crime and junk, like Mary kate and Ashley in action!, or tottally spies!, I know Kim Possible is alot more intelligent then both those shows, but its still not very creative.

    in reply to: Xev and Stanley did have sex #71215
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    nah I don’t think it was a mistake by the beans, the were trying to tell us something.

    and if Kai says that Xev was still a virgin in “love grows”, then she’s still a virgin, Kai is never wrong.

    in reply to: Answer the question, ask the next ..> #71214
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    Zev….because she’s sexellent

    is this thread a tribute to the legend that was Jacknife Johnny?

    in reply to: What do Lexxians look like ? #71213
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    here’s me, I think pretty much everyones already seen it but anyway

    http://www.face-pic.com/teenage_frankenstein

    ask me first, if you decide to masturbate over it.

    in reply to: Recently Locked Post #71212
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    here’s an Alice Cooper song that sexpresses my feelings on censorship

    We the people of the United States
    In order to form a more perfect union!…

    Stop pretending that youve never been bad
    Your never wrong, and youve never been dirty
    Your such a saint, that aint the way we see you

    You want to rule us with an iron hand
    You change the lyrics and become big brother
    This aint Russia!, you aint my dad or mother (they never knew anyway!)

    Cuz I never walk away, from what I know is right
    but I’m gonna turn my back on you

    FREEDOM!, were gonna ring the bell!
    freedom to rock, freedom to talk!
    FREEDOM!, raise your fist and yell!
    FREEEEEEEEEEDOOOOOOOOM!!!

    Your playing god from your ivory tower
    Back off preacher!, I don’t care if its sunday
    I aint no angel, but I’ve never felt better!

    Were a makeup wearing metal generation!
    were not as stupid as you want to make us!
    You better leave us man, cause you sure can’t take us!

    Nobody better tell you, how to live your life
    You gotta do it on your own!

    FREEDOM!, were gonna ring the bell!
    freedom to rock, freedom to talk
    FREEDOM!, raise your fist and yell!
    FREEEEEEEEEEEEDOOOOOOMM!!!

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