Animal Jokes
TWO COWS
Two cows stood in a field
1st cow says MOOO
2nd cow replies BAAA
1st cow your not supposed to say that.
Pub Humour
THE 40 THINGS YOU’LL onLY DO WHEN YOU’RE DRUNK
Ask for extra-hot chili sauce on your kebab.
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Intelligence Test
Instructions: For each answer, you will have three clues.
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A Twelve inch Bic
A guy in a bar having a few drinks suddenly notices another gentleman lighting his cigarette with a huge bic lighter.
Read moreDumb Bloke Jokes
The Lawyer and the Blonde
A lawyer and a blonde are sitting next to each other on a long flight from LA to NY.
Read moreNew Technology/Computer Humour
New Technology!
If you introduce your wife as “[email protected]
Read moreOne-upmanship Jokes
There are these three cowboys comparing how tough they are, sitting around a campfire.
Read moreLight Bulb Jokes
How many Windows programmers does it take to change a light bulb?
472, one to write WinGetLightBulbHandle, one to write WinQueryStatusLightBulb, one to write WinGetLightSwitchHandle.
Celebrity Jokes
THE ABORTION BILL
President Clinton looks up from his desk in the Oval Office to see one of his aides nervously approach him.
Read moreJokes About Getting Married
Wedding Night
A young couple, just married, were in their honeymoon suite on their
wedding night.
Boyfriend/Girlfriend Jokes A guy walks over to a gorgeous girl sitting at a barstool and says “I want to play with your tits all night.” Shocked, the woman says “oh my god, do you see that huge guy over there? he’s my... Read more
Battle of the Sexes If men & women swapped genitals! Top ten things men would do if they woke up and had a vagina for a day: 10. Immediately go shopping for zucchini and cucumbers. 9. Squat over a hand-held mirror for an hour and a half... Read more
Fun Stuff
Halifax, Nova Scotia, Canada. August 1999. Click the thumbnail for an enlarged picture. This was the convention everyone had been waiting for. A chance for the LEXXians to mix with the stars of the show.
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LEXX MegaCon 2003 in Orlando. Flamegrape interviews: Louise Wischermann Patricia Zentilli, Xenia Seeberg, Brian Downey,
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