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  • in reply to: Geek-girl glasses (4.05 spoiler) #48173
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    I think I remember seeing a pair similar to that at LensCrafters (don’t know if you’re in the US or not). However, this was a while ago and I don’t recall who made them.
    You can also check specialty eye boutiques if there are any in your area. They usually have some funky eyewear. You may end up paying a bit more, though.
    Good luck searching, and sorry I couldn’t be of more help!

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    Cassie

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    “I’d rather laugh with the sinners than cry with the saints” –Billy Joel

    in reply to: Looking Back On Season 2 #54951
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    Who was (is) this? http://www.lexx.ufo.ru/vcaps/lexx2-06/lexx2603.jpg


    That is Lissha (sp?), a prostitute used to lure Stan onto the Celes Pleasure transport. To avoid too many spoilers, let’s just say that Jihana eventually has her very unpleasant way with her. Actually they all looked alike, so all the “working girls” were probably clones or something. I don’t know the full name of the woman who played her at the moment, but I think her first name is Suzanne or Suzette.

    HTH

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    Cassie

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    “I’d rather laugh with the sinners than cry with the saints” –Billy Joel

    in reply to: Help keep Lexx from being ignored. #47364
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    Apparently the US Sci-Fi channel just showed a season 4 promo for “Little Blue Planet” during their Twilight Zone marathon, so something’s going on.
    Randalt


    They have?? Kewl! Either that’s what they were planning to do all along, or yonder gerbils have been reading the boards and checking their e-mail.

    FWIW, I just sent my opinion via snail mail to Bonnie Hammer. It shouldn’t take long to reach her, as I’m in Pittsburgh and she’s in NYC. For the record I was very polite, but I’m not used to writing letters of this kind so it might have been a bit long winded. I basically said that the majority of LEXX fans are adults, that a large portion of those adults are women and for these reasons, aiming the show at adolescent boys may not be the smartest thing to do.

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    Cassie

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    “I’d rather laugh with the sinners than cry with the saints” –Billy Joel

    in reply to: Zev or Xev #47637
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    so i guess i never really understood why zev was one of the souls seen, she is still alive as xev…right?


    When was Zev’s soul seen? I don’t remember it, but then I’m not always one to pay attention to detail. Was in in “The Beach” or “Heaven and Hell”? I remember seeing Bunny underwater and pausing briefly to look at Xev on the bridge, and of course there was Kai, but not Zev. I’ve really gotta check this out.
    And I agree that it would be quite something to see a live Zev on the little blue planet. Just imagine the storylines they can come up with when you’ve basically got two halves of the same person confronting each other. Talk about duality. Or something. LOL.
    And for the record, I adore both Zev and Xev, but for different reasons.

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    Cassie

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    “I’d rather laugh with the sinners than cry with the saints” –Billy Joel

    in reply to: Kai Komic Kaptions needed please! #47219
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    Due to popular demand, (okay Sarcasmagoria asked, there are you happy)


    Yes! Happy, happy matron. I love captions and have been in withdrawal since they shut down JediNet.com. Thanks!

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    Cassie

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    “I’d rather laugh with the sinners than cry with the saints” –Billy Joel

    in reply to: People at UNCON #47269
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    I saw the pics and they’re great! I’m glad everybody’s having a good time. I wish I could have gone, but you know how it is with no money and a bit of an aversion to crowds.

    I can’t wait to hear all the stories when everyone gets back.

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    Cassie

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    “I’d rather laugh with the sinners than cry with the saints” –Billy Joel

    in reply to: Kai Komic Kaptions needed please! #47217
    Sarcasmagoria
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    Right back at ya. Your Kaptions are completely wacked. We love them, and more importantly understand them!


    Thanks! I’m glad you liked them. And thanks for stopping by LexxLists. Your submission had me LOL.
    I’ll be publishing the list on the 23rd, so there’s still plenty of time to play if anyone wants.
    Congrats, BlackCloud, your Kaption definitely deserved to win. I damn near fell off my chair when I read it.

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    Cassie

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    “I’d rather laugh with the sinners than cry with the saints” –Billy Joel

    in reply to: Kai Komic Kaptions needed please! #47215
    Sarcasmagoria
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    BTW, I’ve been meaning to compliment you on this site. I’m loving the Hell out of it!
    Any plans to continue the picture captioning thing? Not necessarily for a screen saver, but just for the Hell of it? I hope so, because I’m having a lot of fun with it. Keep up the good work and some of the captions I’ve seen have had me LMAO.

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    Cassie

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    “I’d rather laugh with the sinners than cry with the saints” –Billy Joel

    [This message has been edited by Sarcasmagoria (edited June 07, 2001).]

    in reply to: Hattie Hayridge and Craig Charles on LEXX #54855
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    Sweetie! Wots KEB?


    Sad, that’s the Kai Estrogen Brigade. Still want that URL?

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    Cassie


    What if the Hokey Pokey really *is* what it’s all about?

    in reply to: Who can set the record straight? #46844
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    Regarding other roles for MM:

    Two words: Randall Flagg. I think he could really combine is penchant for “over the top” with the ultra-cool Kai demeanor in a role like that. And “The Stand” is due to be remade into a version that’s actually watchable (a book that awesome didn’t deserve the crappy TV miniseries it was made into).

    I volunteer to play Nadine.(j/k)

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    Cassie


    What if the Hokey Pokey really *is* what it’s all about?

    in reply to: Who can set the record straight? #46830
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    How did we get from eyes to lips? Okay, I’ll bite. What exactly is it about his lips?


    Well, he does have a beautiful set of lips on him. They’re just the perfect shape and fullness, IMO. I love the cupid’s bow shape of his upper lip. Very kissable-looking. And yes, I know I won’t get the chance to do that, so there’s no need to remind me.

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    Cassie


    What if the Hokey Pokey really *is* what it’s all about?

    in reply to: Who can set the record straight? #46818
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    I always thought they were hazel. A very warm, sensual, entici–
    Erm, sorry. Got carried away there. Heheh.

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    Cassie


    What if the Hokey Pokey really *is* what it’s all about?

    in reply to: Kai, my liege! #46680
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    Hey, that’s an interesting thought; what role from Shakespeare would you like to see our Kai-guy perform?


    He’d be about the right age to play Macbeth, wouldn’t he? If not, they could age him a bit with makeup. A stage performance would be good, but I’d absolutely love it if it was a big epic movie of Braveheart-like proportions.

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    Cassie


    What if the Hokey Pokey really *is* what it’s all about?

    in reply to: Kai, my liege! #46710
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    Hey, that’s an interesting thought; what role from Shakespeare would you like to see our Kai-guy perform?


    He’d be about the right age to play Macbeth, wouldn’t he? If not, they could age him a bit with makeup. A stage performance would be good, but I’d absolutely love it if it was a big epic movie of Braveheart-like proportions.

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    Cassie


    What if the Hokey Pokey really *is* what it’s all about?

    in reply to: Sold! #45701
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    Although I’m happy got Donovan and Company, I can’t help but think their acquisition of Salter may not neccessarily be a good thing for Lexx. Alliance is associated with the Roddenberry Cadre and Majel will be hard pressed not to put her own fingerprint on the shows produced by Salter. Lexx certainly does not fit her mold. I suspect we will not see a season 5 for Lexx.


    I’m with Aleck. It may not be such a bad thing, especially if Lexx is making money for the company. Sure, they’re down in the ratings now, but the Monday time slot and lack of promotion by SciFi could have something to do with that.

    But anyway, if Lexx is profitable, Alliance will be hard pressed to give it the boot because of so-called “moral outrage.” It’s all about the Benjamins (or Canadian equivalent ) and there’s really nothing more risque on Lexx than you would find on, say, NYPD Blue (envelope-pushin’, fat guy ass-barin’, salty language-talkin’ US cop show for those of you who don’t know ).

    I suppose whether or not Lexx continues into a 5th season would depend on Donovan’s desire to do it, the actors’ schedules, etc.

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    Cassie


    “What fresh Hell is this?” –Yottskry

    [This message has been edited by Sarcasmagoria (edited February 14, 2001).]

    in reply to: Sold! #45731
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    Although I’m happy got Donovan and Company, I can’t help but think their acquisition of Salter may not neccessarily be a good thing for Lexx. Alliance is associated with the Roddenberry Cadre and Majel will be hard pressed not to put her own fingerprint on the shows produced by Salter. Lexx certainly does not fit her mold. I suspect we will not see a season 5 for Lexx.


    I’m with Aleck. It may not be such a bad thing, especially if Lexx is making money for the company. Sure, they’re down in the ratings now, but the Monday time slot and lack of promotion by SciFi could have something to do with that.

    But anyway, if Lexx is profitable, Alliance will be hard pressed to give it the boot because of so-called “moral outrage.” It’s all about the Benjamins (or Canadian equivalent ) and there’s really nothing more risque on Lexx than you would find on, say, NYPD Blue (envelope-pushin’, fat guy ass-barin’, salty language-talkin’ US cop show for those of you who don’t know ).

    I suppose whether or not Lexx continues into a 5th season would depend on Donovan’s desire to do it, the actors’ schedules, etc.

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    Cassie


    “What fresh Hell is this?” –Yottskry

    [This message has been edited by Sarcasmagoria (edited February 14, 2001).]

    in reply to: the key #54348
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    Filler it definitely was, but entertaining as Hell. I think the whole point of the eppy was to take a break from the story for a good old fashioned boinkfest. I’m certainly not complaining though, as this is on my list of better S3 episodes. And forget about Stan and XevPrince, the best parts were when Kai was giving XevPrince that lovely tonsillectomy and feeling her (him?) up while growling “I want you…right now.” It’s just too bad that the real Xev wasn’t there to enjoy it.

    And I’d split it halfway and say Stan made it with a man in a woman’s body. All the Xev parts were there, but the soul was Prince. And they were more or less just using each other’s bodies, so I wager that he felt he had sex with a woman.

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    Cassie


    “What fresh Hell is this?” –Yottskry

    in reply to: Show me your Key! #54331
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    Oh, wow this episode had everything! 790 was priceless, Stan was hilarious, Xenia Seeburg did a spot on Nigel Bennett imitation and Kai was…oh good Lord he had it going on in this episode! I laughed, I cried, I drooled!

    {begin obligatory Kai droolin’}

    Wow, Kai certainly can be be a hot patootie when he puts his mind to it. Hearing him talk about “sexual ecstasy” in that growly voice of his gave me goosebumps. “I want you…right now!” AIIEEEE! Where’s that thud pillow when I need it? Smart way of smoking out Prince, though. If that was really Xev she’d be all over him like white on rice.

    {end obligatory Kai droolin’}

    Anyway, I’d rate this as one of the better episodes this season. Stan lobbed some great zingers at 790, particularly the “hide the sausage” and “poofter robot” lines. Poor Kai just stood there and took it, too. Some of his facial expressions were priceless – like “the dead to not get flustered, but damn if my face isn’t getting a little warm right now.” And they sure gave a whole new meaning to “cybersex” in this eppie, didn’t they?

    Poor Lexx, I felt sorry for him. Hungry as hell and he can’t eat anything.

    Anyway, that’s my opinion. It and a buck will get you a cup of coffee. And you’d get change back, too.

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    Peace,
    Cassie


    “What fresh Hell is this?” –Yottskry

    in reply to: just saw Tunnels! #54289
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    FX wrote:

    i just wish kai could have been naked in this one too…in fact, i vote he spends all of season 4 nekked

    I like that idea. I say we lobby Salter Street to make FX a writer for season 4. Who’s with me?

    I thought Tunnels was a really good episode. It gave us a good picture of what a hellish place Fire really is. Lex G. did a superb job as the psycho doctor, too.

    I get the feeling that Kai was thisclose to telling the panel members “adjudicate this, butthead! Just throw me off the f—ing ledge.”

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    Peace,
    Cassie


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    in reply to: Favorite quote? #45480
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    I thunk up some more!

    Kai: “You’re a rotten kid. Ye-e-ahh!”

    Kai’s insane ranting and writhing on the floor in WTD. Does thinking that scene was really sexy put me closer to Sad Geezerdom? :::smiles coquettishly:::

    790: “Tweedle, you human skidmark! Tell Kai to do it at once!”

    Woz: (I’ve probably got this one wrong, but) “I studied to be a cleric in the Divine Order where Kai was somewhat of a dark legend.” Walter Borden has one HELL of a voice on him.

    790: “On a tree there is a fruit, plump and ripe for sucking. In a moth there is a Kai, cold but ripe for –” Xev: “Give him a break, 790.” 790: “I can’t!

    Mantrid: “I destroyed a universe! I destroyed a universe! And my punishment is over…for now.”

    Mantrid: “You are the de-fi-ni-tion of viiile!”

    HDS: “Major?” Major: “Yes, Divine Shadow?” HDS: “Kill him.”

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    Peace,
    Cassie


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    in reply to: Favorite quote? #45510
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    I thunk up some more!

    Kai: “You’re a rotten kid. Ye-e-ahh!”

    Kai’s insane ranting and writhing on the floor in WTD. Does thinking that scene was really sexy put me closer to Sad Geezerdom? :::smiles coquettishly:::

    790: “Tweedle, you human skidmark! Tell Kai to do it at once!”

    Woz: (I’ve probably got this one wrong, but) “I studied to be a cleric in the Divine Order where Kai was somewhat of a dark legend.” Walter Borden has one HELL of a voice on him.

    790: “On a tree there is a fruit, plump and ripe for sucking. In a moth there is a Kai, cold but ripe for –” Xev: “Give him a break, 790.” 790: “I can’t!

    Mantrid: “I destroyed a universe! I destroyed a universe! And my punishment is over…for now.”

    Mantrid: “You are the de-fi-ni-tion of viiile!”

    HDS: “Major?” Major: “Yes, Divine Shadow?” HDS: “Kill him.”

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    Cassie


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    in reply to: Favorite quote? #45465
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    790: “Let me swallow your manhood! Let me roll in your hay! Let me bounce on your bun!”

    Kai: “Must have been a good dream.”

    Xev: “I want a man whose tall and handsome and……dead.” (okay, so I probably boogered that one up a bit)

    Stan: “I’ve got girl parts!

    E. J. Moss: “I just don’t get young people these days.”

    E. J. Moss: “Be careful of the guy with the hair.

    Kai: “I cannot put ‘life’ into my game, as I am dead.” Fifi: “Shaw, you’re telling me!”

    Gubby: “Hey, Paleface. That’s a mighty cold handshake you’ve got there.”

    Jihana: “I’m reeeallly tingling now!”

    Love slave/security guard girl in Woz: “Strip!”

    There’s plenty more, but I can’t think of them right now.

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    Cassie


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    in reply to: Favorite quote? #45495
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    790: “Let me swallow your manhood! Let me roll in your hay! Let me bounce on your bun!”

    Kai: “Must have been a good dream.”

    Xev: “I want a man whose tall and handsome and……dead.” (okay, so I probably boogered that one up a bit)

    Stan: “I’ve got girl parts!

    E. J. Moss: “I just don’t get young people these days.”

    E. J. Moss: “Be careful of the guy with the hair.

    Kai: “I cannot put ‘life’ into my game, as I am dead.” Fifi: “Shaw, you’re telling me!”

    Gubby: “Hey, Paleface. That’s a mighty cold handshake you’ve got there.”

    Jihana: “I’m reeeallly tingling now!”

    Love slave/security guard girl in Woz: “Strip!”

    There’s plenty more, but I can’t think of them right now.

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    Peace,
    Cassie


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    in reply to: LEXX Writers – update #54201
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    Thanks for the news, Sad! And Jon, if you’re lurking: good luck!

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    Cassie


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    in reply to: Top Ten #54578
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    Hmm, could you give me a couple of days on this? My vids of the movies should be in my hands by then so watch this space. If I’m not heard from in a week, it’s probably because I required medical attention.

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    Cassie


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    in reply to: lexx writers #54416
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    listen, my formative years were completely twisted by seeing mick jagger in makeup and nail polish and wondering while the boys i hung out with didn’t look like that…rocky horror a total turnon with mr. currie in drag…however, reality rears its ugly head and living in nyc i’ve noticed that the boys in makeup and the goodlooking boys do not seem to find me quite to their taste! but yes i favor thin (i find schwarzenneger types overdone and not sexually appealing at all) all i’m saying is mm could use some cut and buff on those arms and haunches…but maybe i am hangin with too many gay men!>>>

    Ah, yes! Another one that liked men in makeup. Ask me about my Nick Rhodes fetish some time. Hey, I was 14, what can ya do?

    For the record, the sight of a truly buffed up Kai would darn near make my heart explode, FWIW. Heehee!

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    Cassie


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    in reply to: lexx writers #54411
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    I’ve just gotta jump in when the topic is Michael Mc’s hindquarters.

    I happen to think he’s got a hot little backyard on him. I can certainly relate to the hipbone thing though. My last BF was 6’6″ and only about 170 lbs, so his hipbones were like freakin’ stalactites.

    Anyway, I don’t understand why everyone thinks MM is too thin. Believe me, I’ve seen much thinner. He’s just enough meat on his bones, IMO. But then, I gravitate toward the slender types. And if he really needs some padding on his bones, he’s welcome to some of mine (I mean because I’m trying to shed a couple pounds. What where you thinking, ya pervs? ).

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    Cassie


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    in reply to: Villain? #45403
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    Hmm, would Kai in “Wake the Dead” count as a villain? :::waggles eyebrows:::

    But seriously, my favorite villains after Mantrid and HDS were Roda and Hidea from “Twilight.” They were mean and nasty, but they cracked me the Hell up. Some of those lines were priceless.

    My least favorite villain was Aulk from “Luvliner.” He was just such a complete pig. Would-be rapists turn me off completely and I was cheering at the TV when Xev was pummeling the snot out of him.

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    Cassie


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    in reply to: Villain? #45433
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    Hmm, would Kai in “Wake the Dead” count as a villain? :::waggles eyebrows:::

    But seriously, my favorite villains after Mantrid and HDS were Roda and Hidea from “Twilight.” They were mean and nasty, but they cracked me the Hell up. Some of those lines were priceless.

    My least favorite villain was Aulk from “Luvliner.” He was just such a complete pig. Would-be rapists turn me off completely and I was cheering at the TV when Xev was pummeling the snot out of him.

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    Cassie


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    in reply to: So… What did you think of K-Town? #54210
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    Oh wow, where to begin? This episode was quite an experience.

    I must say I was happy to see Mantrid again, and quite relieved to see that he had arms and legs. Less chance of murderous, self-replicating drone arms that way. :0 As usual, Dieter Laser was superb. I loved the part with him gleefully shouting “I destroyed a universe! I destroyed a universe!” as he died. And there I was, thinking up until then that Mantrid was becoming a goodie.LOL.

    Gee, Tish was a little snotrag wasn’t she? Come to think of it, all the people of K-Town were like nasty schoolyard tormenters to the power of 20. Ah well, I guess if I had to live in that city I wouldn’t exactly be perky myself. The scenes where Xev is challenging them to come down to her and fight while they chuck rocks at her and Stan was vaguely disturbing to me, but I’m not yet sure why. I’ll have to think about that.

    And of course, there is the cherry on top of the sundae, the cheese on the burger, the almighty money shot! I refer, of course, to the COD. I, too, am awed by the cod. That droolcup I affixed to my chin certainly came in handy {j/k}. Good lord, Michael McManus certainly does have a beautiful body, doesn’t he? DROOL! And I don’t know who the makeup team was, but I’d like to buy them all a drink in appreciation of their efforts. The combination of body-defining shadows and horrific wounds made the scene both alluring and frightening.

    And add me to the list of people who were also rather touched. I agree that the sight of the indestructible, ultimate badass Kai lying there vulnerable, shivering pitifully (which, from what I understand, wasn’t an act on MM’s part – it was mighty cold that day) and barely able to speak was very powerful. I just wanted to put my arms around him. :::sigh:::

    Anyway, that’s my two cents. Actually it was more like four, but I haven’t figured out the tax yet.

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    Cassie


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    in reply to: So… What did you think of K-Town? #54203
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    It hasn’t been aired yet in the States. We’ve got about 6 1/2 hours to go. I’ll tell ya, Sad, I’m waiting with bated breath to see it! You’re synopses are awesome, and I get the feeling I’m going to be blown away by actually seeing it full length (well, full length minus commercials for cheap mail order products and dubious “psychic” services, that is). Aside from the obvious treat for the ladies, it looks like a really good episode overall.

    Count me among those who are curious as to just how much we’ll actually get to see of Michael McManus’ lovely attributes (not that that’s the only good thing about the episode, I’m sure. I’m totally serious, folx. ). I mean they don’t blur anything in the First Wave scenes inside the Gua downloading room where the human “husks” are dressed only in strategically placed straps, so I can’t see them getting the vapors over this. Granted the FW scenes aren’t intended to be “sexy.” Come to think of it, the K-Town scene probably wasn’t either, it’s us ladies that made it that way. I’ll let you know what I think tomorrow.

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    Cassie


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    in reply to: lexx writers #54382
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    Newfangled, you mean…you mean…you’re not empowered yet to give us more Kai skin??? :::sniffle::: Just kidding.

    But seriously, hi there! In the relatively short time that’s elapsed since I’ve fallen for Lexx I’ve discovered that Lexxians are a cool bunch of folks. You’ll never be bored.

    And I’m actually kinda flattered that you asked for some feedback. It’s not often that a show’s writer’s – or in your case, possible writers-to-be – bother to seek fan’s opinions. At least not in my experience. Maybe I’ve been watching the wrong shows.

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    Cassie


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    in reply to: lexx writers #54377
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    Thanks for the welcome FX and BC! I’m glad to see I’m not the only Kai Drooler here. I’m not alone in my depravity. ๐Ÿ˜‰

    Well, I thought about it and wouldn’t it be neat if the crew was confronted by a would-be target from Kai’s assassin days that got away from him and hid on the Lexx? The 4,000+ year survival could be explained by saying that this person, after getting away hid him/herself away in a cryopod in a sort of auxiliary cryochamber that has not yet been discovered by the crew. This can be pulled off because Lexx is so huge so naturally all of his parts have not yet been explored. Xev (or somebody) goes exploring out of boredom one day, finds the cryochamber and wakes the person; who promptly freaks out upon seeing Kai and can’t understand why he is sentient and not hell bent on killing.

    Just a thought. And it would sort of work, because even as precise a killing machine as Kai used to be would be bound to make one or two mistakes in 2,000+ years on the job. I had this plot in mind for a fanfic (even if it is sort of a “White Trash” retread), ceptin’ I’m not a very good writer.:::simper:::

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    Cassie


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    in reply to: lexx writers #54370
    Sarcasmagoria
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    Hi there! Here there be newbies.

    Others have posted so eloquently inre: what we would like to see in season 4. I agree with all of it but I must say that I’d rather not see anything along the lines of Zev meeting Mr. Right or Kai coming back to life. If either of those two things were to happen, it would diminish the show in a big way. That’s not to say a little teasing would be unappreciated, tho. Keep us guessing, keep us giggling and make us think a little. And also, don’t forget how big of a lusty female audience the show has. Make of that what you will.{g}

    Anyway, since I’m a complete Kai-drooling Neanderthal (hey, *someone’s* gotta do it. ) my wish list can be summed up in three words:

    More Kai skin.

    Better yet, make it five words:

    Kai with his hair down.

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