Commander Adam is the leader of the Confederate forces. He’s a total wonker who’s full of himself. The geezer is way too comfortable in his position and it shows.
Read moreLeto II is the second son born to Paul Muad’Dib and his consort Chani. He was born with a twin sister Ghanima. Born is a relative word though, as Chani overdosed on spice during her pregnancy and the twins were preborn in her womb.
Read morePresident Roslin is a breath of fresh air. Honest and empathetic to a fault she held the previous office of Secretary of Education before ascending over 40 places to achieve the rank of Presidency.
Read moreMalak is the Michael Jordan of Mutilation Ball, complete with the number 23 on his jersey. Malak looks a lot like Dennis Rodman only without all the tattoos.
Read moreStilgar is one of the greatest Fremen to ever live.
He’s was one of Paul’s champions in the fight against the Harkonnen for Arrakis, and an early general in Muad’Dib’s jihad.
Starbuck is an orphan from a Colonial War, her Homeworld and family are a mystery. Through a friendship made with the Adama family she joined the Colonial Force and quickly became known as “Starbuck” for her flying ability.
Read moreSnortaline is the vice planet of the galaxy. Sex, drugs, rock and roll, loud parties, booze and sex define this party world.
Read moreEmperor Shaddam Corrino the 4th, the 82nd Padishah Emperor, ruler of the
known human universe, and a total putz. The Corrino family ruled the imperium for 11,000 years, but his ineptitude changed all that.
Matthew Gideon is the captain of the Excalibur, and humanities’ last hope to find a cure for the Drakh plague.
Read moreVenetians can be found in most any traditionally female occupation. They like to work in the service sector to please other people.
Read moreHmmm…well I think the highlight of the show was seeing another of Trance’s species…other than that there isn’t much to say, except…where the heck did the strong, bum kicking, Beka Valentine disappear to?
Read moreI’d just like to start by saying this episode totally made up for last weeks boring ending. It still had some jokes that seemed a bit too forced, but overall it was damn good.
Read moreSynthetics are the workhorses of the galaxy. They do all the menial and demeaning labour so that the biologics don’t have to. They come in three flavours; robot, android, and cyborg.
Read moreCrusade starts with but a dream. A dream to continue the Babylon 5, the greatest show on television. A dream for another great space opera. But more specifically, the pilot starts with a dream.
Read moreRemember the first scene of the first episode? Y’know the one where all the alien governments allow the Excalibur a right of passage through their space?
Read moreThis sadguide is ordered in the order that JMS intended for the series to be aired. So when you read this review and think, “hmm this sounds like a pilot, but it’s the twelve episode, what’s up with this?”
Read moreWhile Max may be a sarcastic egomaniac, he has learned to love his fellow man. After about a year on the Excalibur, he has grown to respect his fellow man, rather then always try to profit from them.
Read moreur story starts off an another uninhibited planet. The crew is standing outside a giant temple, trying to find a way in… for the last 12 hours. The temple is rumored to be a place of healing. But for a “hospital” it has some... Read more
Under orders from Earth Force, Gideon had to welcome aboard two visitors; a political officer, Welles, and his flamboyant infernal decorator Kevin Sprach.
Read moreNothing starts the day like a Psi Corp inquisition, or as its now call the Board of Telepath Integration. Just ask Matheson. As per the new telepath rules, all teeps working with normals have to undergo periodic scans to show that they... Read more
Alright porno! Now this is how you start off an episode right. Captain Gideon is watchin’ smut. And not just ordinary adult entertainment, but the kinky alien stuff. It turns out that Eilerson had to quickly give Gideon a report, and he... Read more
If you’re like me, you have a Pavlovian response to a telephone’s ring. For me I feel the need to end the ringing with a heavy mallet. Why? Because usually its not good news.
Read moreThe second part of Battlestar Galactica starts off exactly where the first one ended. There was no credits, no opening music, nothing. Even Lord of the Rings flashes the movie title at the beginning of subsequent films, night two of the... Read more