After being introduced to the crew members of the Free Enterprise it is clear that the show’s creators set out to push the boundaries and have thus far succeeded since nothing this raunchy has ever been on the Sci Fi channel before.
Read moreBabette is the sexy spawning of Darph Bobo, and one of his dark femclown consorts. She’s every bit as evil as her dad, but she lacks his initiative and intelligence.
Read moreThe Ixians are the technological powerhouse of the Imperium. If its technical, scientific, futuristic or in anyway cool, it was designed and built by the Ixians.
Read morePenelope Schlubb is a master lawyer and a mistress of coercion. She was once a lover of Darph Bobo but now takes a liking for the purple man himself Chode McBlob.
Read moreWhile the show was obviously toned down for television, it hasn’t lost its edge and sarcastic wit at all. And much like the short film, the series begins with a line that also lampoons sci fi clichés. “Anyone else noticed that we... Read more
The Fremen are the desert nomads of Dune. They’re known for their glowing blue eyes, xenophobia and total aptitude for fighting skills.
Read moreNancy is another synthetic robot. She looks just like Gus, except she wears a skirt and has a church lady haircut.
Read moredidn’t care for Webster too much. It sounded like he was reading his lines off a
scrap of loose-leaf paper, and that he didn’t do much in the way of preparation for the part.
In Tripping the Rift. God is also known as: Creator of the Universe, The Almighty, All that is good, the Just, the Merciful, and the voyeur who watches over us all the time (including in the shower).
Read moreThey band together in Church Groups for mutual protection and wealth. These godfreak group activities include: protesting stemcell research to cure deadly viruses and bombing abortion clinics. Their most recent protest was against the time... Read more
If you were to see members of the spacing guild in a bar, they’d be the wonky bohemians. They would be drinking absinthe.
Read moreWhile Max may be a sarcastic egomaniac, he has learned to love his fellow man. After about a year on the Excalibur, he has grown to respect his fellow man, rather then always try to profit from them.
Read moreCrusade starts with but a dream. A dream to continue the Babylon 5, the greatest show on television. A dream for another great space opera. But more specifically, the pilot starts with a dream.
Read moreRemember the first scene of the first episode? Y’know the one where all the alien governments allow the Excalibur a right of passage through their space?
Read moreThis sadguide is ordered in the order that JMS intended for the series to be aired. So when you read this review and think, “hmm this sounds like a pilot, but it’s the twelve episode, what’s up with this?”
Read moreThe second part of Battlestar Galactica starts off exactly where the first one ended. There was no credits, no opening music, nothing. Even Lord of the Rings flashes the movie title at the beginning of subsequent films, night two of the... Read more
Their original purpose was to make the lives of the colonists easier by performing mundane tasks. However as the Cylons gained popularity the colonists required that more work be performed by their mechanical servants.
Read moreCol Tigh is the executive officer aboard the Battlestar Galactica. He’s an old solider who’s grown cynical and jaded to the world. So much so that its cost him his marriage and many of his friends.
Read moreHe does everything by the book and then returns the book to the library on time. The only thing more perfect than his military performance, is his ability to plot FTL jumps.
Read moreLt Sharon Valerii, aka Boomer is the rook (rookie) pilot of the Galactica. She was temporarily assigned to the ship to gain some experience until it was decommissioned and turned into a museum.
Read moreA station was created to keep the peace, it is here we find our setting. A lonely diplomat waits in a chair, reviewing materials from a war long ago.
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