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quote:
Originally posted by Squishi:
Sorry FX, I thought I better send another post, as the last part (above) might have seemed to imply that you were a lovesick fan, sorry for that, I know that you definitely do not fall under that category….again sorry.
Squishums
don’t worry about it, i am definitely sick at any rate…and blackie’s new job seems to be making her quite neurotic,
so i guess frey will be the sanest one there (until they see her kaicaptions at any rate )…
anyway, so there is interest in lexx paraphernalia? judging from the lost book project, i do not know that salter is pursuing that area, but i will ask, i do recall at some point that some company had been given merchandising rights to lexx, but all i have seen is trading cards and prop auctions on ebay…we are also going to be giving these guys a chance to tell us what else is coooking in their twisted little minds in terms of new projects…and am going to try, no doubt unsuccessfully, to find out what the hell they were thinking when they first started with the movies (insect wars? wife banks? protein banks? using dead people as assassins to name a few)quote:
Originally posted by Flamegrape:
In the movie, Gigashadow, protoblood looked like spoo. Really thick spoo. And I’m not talking about the spoo they serve on Babylon 5!
eeyewww!
have to agree though, in the words of kurt vonnegut in ‘the great space ****’ it looks like…well, you know quote:
Originally posted by Squishi:
If they don’t, lots of piccy’s instead would be fandabidozi(great), no doubt we will see you FX drooling over MMSquishy
oh squish, first things first: i, too, feel that too many people, besides lex, are ignored in the making of our favorite show…as my nickname implies, i love special effects, and i am going to be annoying all those wonderful people who are responsible for actually creating the critters, and protoblood and so forth…also, i happen to like lex (from what i have read of him) and i fully intend to give him my special attentions
…my feeling is that while paul makes lexx possible, lex g is a great part of the heart of lexx…kind of like the beatles don’t you know…as for mm, well i am actually a very shy person, and after some of the horror stories blackie shared with me about what fans have perpetrated on this guy, i actually have reservations about even talking to him; i mean, he does what he has to do as an actor, but that is no excuse for people to treat him as some sort of subhuman, and i was quite mortified by some of the stories…anyway, i am not a kai drooler, i am merely a ‘visual appreciation society’ member and let us not forget brian, who in the words of saddy, is a real ‘lad’ and who deserves all our loyalties, as well as the lovely xenia…at any rate, i will be proud to relay your questions…love, fxquote:
Originally posted by Aurora:
Hmmm, yes, I believe close personal contact with Kai *could* make a cranky woman nice again. Excuse me while I call & cancel that Prozac prescription…
warning:licking tv screens can be hazardous to your health
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Originally posted by X:
Most states don’t allow gay marriages and I must have been really drunk cause I don’t remember any of it.Of course I also know a cute neuroscientist who told me we used to date.
oops…did we mention X is all boy?
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Originally posted by Squishi:
I don’t think even HDS would have foresaw the event that led to Kai becoming a rogue assassin, seems to have been unecessary for HDS to create a super-assassin, so why did he.
Squishy
the prophecy…
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Originally posted by Catalina:
umm…I think the fuzzy outfit was pajamas of some sort…considering she was sleeping in them…but I’m not a reliable source of info on Xev’s outfit because, as usual, my eyes were on Kai the whole time
and kai looks really good in boas too!
that reminds me frey, can i have my kai dolly with a boa? maybe a teeny tiny magenta one? 
have you guys checked out the kai dolls at frey’s site? they are so cute you could just eat ’em with a spoon quote:
Originally posted by Squishi:
All Cluster lizards have to grow up, I can’t be sweet and innocent forever, I’ve got be an adult lizard and eat people’s brains, and juicy gossip is nice, because it comes from juicy brains!!!
Squishy
well, squishums, it’s like this; bags, as in brown paper bags, denote how bad your trick looks…in other words, a onebagger is someone who requires a brown paper bag over their head to be palatable, two bags is for one over their head and one over your own (just to be safe), and a three bagger is an extra bag thrown in in case one rips…always happy to aid and abet in the corruption of a foreigner
now, regarding X’s misadventures in bars, my lips are sealed
okay guys, here’s a tidbit ellen sent me today:
I am gearing up for a very exciting LEXX episode which I will keep you posted
on as soon as I know more. Let’s just say the fans are going to be riveted.squishy, i echo your feelings totally, this lady is not only gorgeous and funny, she answers emails right away, and she truly wants to keep in touch with her fans…my lexx buddies and i have loved her since we first saw her strutting around with her little stuffed man-head cape, and snarling “you got a problem with that” to kai’s “you are gigerotta, also known as the wicked?”…she is too cool, and an awesome actress and i can’t wait to see more from her…like what she’s working on now:
We just started doing sound work in the studio on WRINKLE IN TIME this week.
The project looks amazing. I am unrecognizable. Not sure when it will be
airing on ABC , but as soon as I have more info, I will let you know.i loved that book, and i am dying to see our giggy in it…anyway, as the wicked girl promised, more info as it comes in…meanwhile i am going to sit and gleefully contemplate just how much havoc our girl is going to wreak on planet earth and hopefully prince!
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Originally posted by :
Well, what a hoot this episode was!! The kiss made me fly back in my chair and I had the incredible desire to rip Vald’s hair cone out by the black roots!!!! How dare she rough up our Kai like that, but I was VERY impressed by the tongue
Better go now, must watch “Vlad” again
i was impressed by mm’s swishing too, kind of scary actually but he did let himself smirk through it…regards kai getting roughed up, i find it strangely compelling
remember though, kai was losing the battle with wist too until lexx scraped her head off, so it’s appropriate to hark back to that movie with the wist tongue and wist snakes! wonder what happened to the wist catsuit?! quote:
Originally posted by Squishi:
That was a lucky guess FX, but now I’m intrigued, please X tell me more!!!
Squishy
actually, it was x who brought back the threebagger
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Originally posted by Squishi:
X was you not drunk because you end up finding the ugliest man in the bar looking like MM (remember your drunk) and invite him home!?!
Squishy 
well x (fx purrs sweetly) and how did squishy find out about that little episode?
X you are a troublemaker
actually, when i took the murph out for his late night pee and forage (lots of delicious dead things at lowtide) there appeared to be a full moon behind the clouds…well, it’s an excuse anyway…
saddy thinks part of the reason our board is wobbly is because of long threads,you lunks
, so stop snorting and scratching and congratulating yourselves! anyway, he wants me to start trimming the threads at 30-40 posts…and we’ll see how that works , love you all, fx[ 09-09-2001: Message edited by: FX ]
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Originally posted by Hypatia:
A mind is a terrible thing to baste
i gave up recreational drugs and casual sex, what do you want from me? what’s left? god, i need a cigarette…
good show hypatia! i am thrilled all over again reading this, and i watched it twice last night and talked it over with you guys…sigh, what an awesome episode 😉
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Originally posted by Squishi:
The ‘necessity’ part is interesting, it couldn’t be a necessity for the purpose of fulfilling the Divine order’s wishes, as they are no longer (at least in this period of time), so why would it become a neccessity???
Squishy
spoiler to a spoiler
vlad doesn’t know the divine order is gone, kai tells her that, and that he killed hds…remember, she’s been cryopodded for a while now, and has not kept up on current events…
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Originally posted by Catalina:
*sigh*
and the hair…the hair was soooo pretty!! *in case you’re wondering, yes, I have a hair fetish*
so i take it you are one of the fetishest lexxiams as opposed to the goth lexxians that paul d and lex g were asked about in chat the other night?
i was wondering about that…i am not quite sure where i fit in on that as i have no particular fetishes, except horseradish in my bloody marys, and i am not a goth, except i do wear a lot of black, and occasionally fishnets…hmmm
fyi, squish, friday night in the states is traditional night for getting completely blotto so that you can spend saturday morning puking and telling everybody what a great friday you had, unless of course you are in college in which case friday comes on thursday…and i thought we got that from you guys?quote:
Originally posted by Squishi:
Lexxlurker got a big tasty brain, (smacks lips), you still got that hangover FX???
Serves you right for drinking all the red wine you were gonna send to Saddy, ah well if he’s not drunk he can’t crash the board…hehe.
Squishy waiting for next meal.
‘
white wine actually, i am a pretentious new yorker remember?…i forget what happened to the red wine…regards brains, you can have mine, they’ve hardly been used at all; they are located between the remote and the computer room tv where they have been coagulating since watching kai get taken to the woodshed last night …love, a bleary fx wanders off to find red wine and bloody marys…
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Originally posted by Aurora:
It was very disturbing to see Kai at Vlad’s mercy like that (and strangely exciting to see him brought to his knees). Being brainless, I haven’t got a chance.
funny, i seem to have been rendered quite brainless as well( i mean even more so than usual)…must have been the ‘strangely exciting’ visuals last night
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Originally posted by :
Could be because she lived in a cryopod through the restart of time being the Time prophet up until when she’s killed by herself (Vlad) and Vlad eventually becomes the time prophet until she gets killed by her younger self (Vlad) and after Vlad is cryod again she becomes the Time prophet, then eventually Vlad comes to kill her and then later becomes the time prophet again.*Brain explodes*
aaaaagggghhhh…okay squishy, i will release you, just go nibble on lexxlurker’s brain, but tuck the rest of it back in and just tidy up…sheesh…back to nursing my hangover now…
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Originally posted by Squishi:
(FX, after you have slapped us both with the fish…can I eat it?)
i dunno squish, the only one i could find looked like one of those three eyed ones in the simpsons….ewww…
btw i think the lady playing vlad is amazing looking, but i am still confused as to who exactly was playing the aged vlad, any ideas aleck (tequila hangovers suck…i think i need a bloody mary with lots of horseradish…)quote:
Originally posted by brainplague:
kai lets down his natty bun and locks lips with Stan for at least 15 seconds, aargh! now that’s a image that will haunt me the rest of my life!
how about the set on stan
scared me it did …cute nips though…
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quote:
Originally posted by Aleck:
The ball lies in your court. A flame is when you are addressing someone personally in a hostile, insulting, or abusive manner.
–Aleck
hmmm, i am going to slap both of you with a wet fish as soon as i can shake this hangover…and find a wet fish who’s willing to cooperate
er, wet fish is kind of redundant isn’t it…how about , oh forget it….
[ 08-09-2001: Message edited by: FX ]
quote:
Originally posted by Squishi:
you try sleeping with a big heavy chastity belt on you, you threw the key away so it’s your fault, I hope you are wracked with guilt!!!
Squishy 
wracked with guilt huh? (fx continues filing nails)…i’ll get back to you on that quote:
Originally posted by Flamegrape:
Black Crows? They sound like a combination of Led Zeppelin, Aerrowsmith, with a dash of Lynard Skynard and the Alman Brothers. I saw them open for Bob Dylan recently. They rocked!
guess pagey thought so too, was touring with them ’til he threw the old back out…he’s recovering nicely in a rest home north of coral gables i hear
…well, my favorite albums are older than both of you, but i guess you can have your key back squish quote:
Originally posted by BlackCloud:
SPOILER!Vlad kicked my poor dead man’s arse so badly, I know the dead felt that!
Whupped him like he owed her money and a bag of chips. But, I’m glad she wasn’t the Time Prophet; I kinda liked to think of the TP as a more neutral character (though, now she’s a more dead character, or is she? cycles of time and all that ).[ 08-09-2001: Message edited by: BlackCloud ]
rofl…like he owed her money and a bag of chips?! oh blackie, perhaps kai took her haagen daz too? that protoblood looked like mocha something or other to me
and doesn’t our girl have some nasty table manners man squishy, don’t you ever sleep? i mean you are frolicking with us in chat at o’ungodly hour this am, and then you are up posting here…i guess that chastity belt is cramping your style?
and making your theories wackier…love fxjeez, why does this remind me of taking the car to the shop for the funny little noise that disappears as soon as the mechanic walks near?
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Originally posted by FX:
all right, i gather from the repeat posts/topics that several of you are having the same problems here…ie, error messages to contact the administrator and so forth…anyway, i have already spoiled saddy and katya’s saturday over it (sorry kiddies, i know you were nicely cuddled up in front of the telly, i owe you lots of red wine )anyway, saddy grumbled something about attacking the board with a sledge hammer, er that is taking it down and fixing it, so we might be down for a while this pm while this occurs…love fx
test test
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Originally posted by X:
Vlad is about to give Kai an “ass-back refund”.Don’t worry aboot McManus leaving the series early. There’s quite a surprise later on with a certain refugee from the planet Water. Which may very well end up being my favorite LEXXpisode of all time
hi Xy! missed ya, so do tell whence you come by this tidbit? see ya in chat you cute thing
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Originally posted by Squishi:
Pup, I wish, I know who Led Zeppelin are really, not my taste in music, but still a legendary band.
Squishy
legendary means old right?
real shame about that key falling in the gutter, later squish
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Originally posted by Aurora:
Oh yes. I’ll be there trashing that conehead if she harms a hair on Kai’s bun head.
oh dear…you don’t think mm’s just trying to leave the show early do you?
i was kind of alarmed by the trailer at scifi.com…quote:
Originally posted by crusader:
FINALY they are going to send the show in sweden!
hi crusader, long time no see!
i have watched andromeda a few times and i am still not sure what it is about! love fxquote:
Originally posted by Hypatia:
Maybe the Beans had the same experiance with buffant-haired teachers, FX. Probably the same people who made them eat too many carrots
LOL…’i’m the president and i don’t have to eat broccoli’
actually, i thought the carrot thing had more to do with going to private schoolsoops, seem to have plopped right back into the gutter…forgive me
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Originally posted by Slopmaster:
Hey halloween is comeing up.-SM
exactly. that’s why i want the wrist brace. (trick this you little hoodlums!
) hey, do you think i can get those little science student wall hangers too? quote:
Originally posted by Squishi:
What’s a Led Zeppelin, was that a weapon made by the nazi’s???
hmmmph
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Originally posted by Squishi:
(Squish says while hurriedly looking for the key that unlocks his)…never, never, never.
Squishy…won’t anyone love a poor lonely cluster lizard!?!
does yours look like the one on the cover of the led zeppelin album? oops, i am dating myself now don’t worry squishy, i love you, and if you ask real nice i’ll let you have the key back quote:
Originally posted by BlackCloud:
(that must be some measure of evil in the Order; the higher the hair on the assassin, the more butt-kickin’ ability)
[ 07-09-2001: Message edited by: BlackCloud ]
you know, i think these guys went to the same gradeschool i did : all the really nasty teachers had huge beehives and pointy glasses
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Originally posted by BlackCloud:
But, I am sorry that the interview brought so many Lexx fans into the dumps; Plus, I’m sure no one even bothered to even offer the man a bribe at any time did they? Well, did they? Uh! I didn’t think so; capitalism has made so little inroads into scifi.
[ 07-09-2001: Message edited by: BlackCloud ]
i dunno blackie, you make many good points as usual, but i think these boys are more vulnerable to boredom than bribes, and that’s why they are moving on…i guess people are down because although we have been told all along that season 4 was it,finito, caputnik, having paul d say it live in chat was kind of a cold splash of water…anyway, they are ending at the top of their game, so that’s good at least, go out with a bang and not a whimper i always say
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Originally posted by Headgehog:
But in a few days they’ll have the transcript up anyway.
Sorry about that.
thanx hh! i got in at the best work in playdough remark…i particularly liked the naked tweedle constitutes violence remarks…do you suppose actors ever throw blanket parties for their producers/writers
?having just been terrorized by a particularly large and malignant looking roach, i happen to agree that we are here to feed the insects…i will also posit that insects point against the presence of god as a benign being…while i was fiercely battling that bug i swear he was grinning at me…anybody know where i can get a flamethrower cheap?
[ 07-09-2001: Message edited by: FX ]
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Originally posted by Squishi:
No Jason I’m not going to flame you, this board has never really been about that, and I’m not going to start now.
You have your opinion and I have mine, and I’m just going to leave it at that.
Squishy
too true, squishy….who would of thought discussing which girl was prettier would raise such hackles?
you guys should have seen what happened when i mentioned kai could stand to gain a little weight…
well siggy, watch this forum for spoilers, tonight is vlad and all will be answered…not…see yaquote:
Originally posted by :
hi fx,but now i’m getting a white page
with an html header & a javascript call spit
at me when i enter my nick & pass, even with
javascript/cookies enabledi’m still running netscape 4.7x – i don’t
trust them newfangled browserssig
hmmmm…this is an unusual one, maybe your browser is rebelling against all the stuff on these pages? it is kind of busy looking…i’ll get back to you siggy…
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Originally posted by Hypatia:
I’m with you Squishy!Yeah, I was there too and he only asked one of my questions. I really wanted to know if they would consider doing a prequel, and the mod never asked.
Imagine a world with no Lexx, what an aww-ful world it would be.
Oh universe of cruelty! No more Lexx. (Hypatia breaks down sobbing)
(fx slithers off comfortable rock in gutter and hands hypatia a hanky)…btw, i dont think our chat room is any worse than scifi.com’s…how many times did we lose the glimmer twins? um, my impression is that paul only speaks in quips and bon mots, and that nothing can be taken too seriously (fx slithers back up to rock to settle in with some harlan ellison and a glass of wine)…squish, i’ll subsidize your takeover of lexx but how are you going to get lex,paul and jeff to keep writing it? and who’s going to pay for the facelifts for kai and xev?
think i will drown my sorrows now…later kiddiesquote:
Originally posted by DalekTek790:
I still get here every so often. I’ll miss Vlad, though, ’cause there’s no cable hookup in my dorm.
So eventually I’ll have to come back here to see the episode summary.
good to see you back, i’m a little appalled by no cable though; college was where i got introduced to cable…maybe your brother will tape for you?
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Originally posted by Hypatia:
You think Eva too?
well, the breasties look a bit stiff, i will go review first zev shots, but yeah, think so…who cares, they are both very pretty girls and thanks to hugh hefner and his cohorts, no one knows what a real one looks like anymore…(did you see Escape From LA? with the valley of plastic surgery victims? love that movie
)quote:
Originally posted by brainplague:
i think that it’s first occurance(sp?) was in Caddie Woodlawn.*and the audience roars, in awe of my super powers of bookwormness*
omigod! caddie woodlawn! i havent thought of that book in years! ellen dubin’s going to be in a wrinkle in time, so i have to reread that one too!
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Originally posted by Aurora:
Yet they seem so nice.
I don’t know about President Brian – Stan didn’t do so well as king of newfoundland!
replicants, canadians are all replicants…they look smell and taste like people from the united states but careful questioning always reveal that they are not! when in doubt, just say “quebec should secede”,and stand back, it’s like they took a mad dog pill
(fx, experienced canuck baiter and taste tester )ps eva’s prettier, xenia’s sexier, and both have been surgerized
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