Matthew Gideon is the captain of the Excalibur, and humanities’ last hope to find a cure for the Drakh plague.
Read moreNancy is another synthetic robot. She looks just like Gus, except she wears a skirt and has a church lady haircut.
Read moreIn Tripping the Rift. God is also known as: Creator of the Universe, The Almighty, All that is good, the Just, the Merciful, and the voyeur who watches over us all the time (including in the shower).
Read moreCommander Adam is the leader of the Confederate forces. He’s a total wonker who’s full of himself. The geezer is way too comfortable in his position and it shows.
Read moreMalak is the Michael Jordan of Mutilation Ball, complete with the number 23 on his jersey. Malak looks a lot like Dennis Rodman only without all the tattoos.
Read moreBabette is the sexy spawning of Darph Bobo, and one of his dark femclown consorts. She’s every bit as evil as her dad, but she lacks his initiative and intelligence.
Read morePenelope Schlubb is a master lawyer and a mistress of coercion. She was once a lover of Darph Bobo but now takes a liking for the purple man himself Chode McBlob.
Read moreIn Tripping the Rift, the Devil goes by many names: Satan, Lucifer, Beelzebub (I am aware that its really one of his minions, but tell that to the producers)
Read moreLeto II is the second son born to Paul Muad’Dib and his consort Chani. He was born with a twin sister Ghanima. Born is a relative word though, as Chani overdosed on spice during her pregnancy and the twins were preborn in her womb.
Read moreStilgar is one of the greatest Fremen to ever live.
He’s was one of Paul’s champions in the fight against the Harkonnen for Arrakis, and an early general in Muad’Dib’s jihad.
Emperor Shaddam Corrino the 4th, the 82nd Padishah Emperor, ruler of the
known human universe, and a total putz. The Corrino family ruled the imperium for 11,000 years, but his ineptitude changed all that.
Just as the Cylons hate Humanity and wish revenge for their enslavement, Adama equally hates the Cylons blaming them rather than himself for the death of his youngest son.
Read moreIf you met Six in a bar, you most likely would try to buy her several drinks, and spend the rest of your life with her mentally but not physically. Yikes!
Read morePresident Roslin is a breath of fresh air. Honest and empathetic to a fault she held the previous office of Secretary of Education before ascending over 40 places to achieve the rank of Presidency.
Read moreWhile Max may be a sarcastic egomaniac, he has learned to love his fellow man. After about a year on the Excalibur, he has grown to respect his fellow man, rather then always try to profit from them.
Read moreCol Tigh is the executive officer aboard the Battlestar Galactica. He’s an old solider who’s grown cynical and jaded to the world. So much so that its cost him his marriage and many of his friends.
Read moreHe does everything by the book and then returns the book to the library on time. The only thing more perfect than his military performance, is his ability to plot FTL jumps.
Read moreLt Sharon Valerii, aka Boomer is the rook (rookie) pilot of the Galactica. She was temporarily assigned to the ship to gain some experience until it was decommissioned and turned into a museum.
Read moreTyrol is the Chief Petty Officer aboard the Galactica. His job is ensure the mechanical well being of the Galactica and her various space craft.
Read moreHis latest achievement, before the downfall of the colonies was the program that allowed the entire defense grid to be networked and thus more efficient.
Read moreJessica is the mother Paul Muad’Dib and Alia Atreides as well as the bound concubine (quasi-wife) to the Duke Leto Atreides.
Read moreAlia Atreides, sister to Paul Muad’Dib Atreides, was Regent to the empire after his death.
Alia Atreides, sister to Paul Muad’Dib Atreides, was Regent to the empire after his death.
Chani is Paul’s Muad’Dib Atreides’s true love and the mother to his three children. To say that Chani loves Paul is an understatement. She would give or do anything for him, as a matter of fact it’s how she died!
Read moreOriginally Gurney Hallackhailed from Geidi Prime, the Harkonnen home world. At an early age Gurney’s sisters was enslaved by the Harkonnens to work in their army brothels.
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