Boyfriend/Girlfriend Jokes A guy walks over to a gorgeous girl sitting at a barstool and says “I want to play with your tits all night.” Shocked, the woman says “oh my god, do you see that huge guy over there? he’s my... Read more
Anti-woman Jokes
Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a woman’s sex drive by 90 percent.
Read moreJokes about Old People
Pair of ‘old dears’
Maisie’s husband dies and after a few months she finds that she is missing sex terribly.
Read moreJokes about Religion
God the Guitarist
A guy dies and arrives at heaven's gates where an angel meets him.
Read moreThe Things Kids Come Out With
WHY DON’T BIG PLANES HAVE LITTLE PLANES?
A mother and her son were flying “Southwest Airlines.
Read moreNationality Jokes A joke submitted by a Frenchgirl who played a half naked hysterical English woman in French play and who felt like evening the score 🙂 Q. What do the the French call an I.Q of 130? A. An English... Read more
Animal Jokes
TWO COWS
Two cows stood in a field
1st cow says MOOO
2nd cow replies BAAA
1st cow your not supposed to say that.
Intelligence/Wordy Humour
Intelligence Test
Instructions: For each answer, you will have three clues.
Read moreGadget Humour
A Twelve inch Bic
A guy in a bar having a few drinks suddenly notices another gentleman lighting his cigarette with a huge bic lighter.
Read moreNew Technology/Computer Humour
New Technology!
If you introduce your wife as “mylady@home.
Read moreLight Bulb Jokes
How many Windows programmers does it take to change a light bulb?
472, one to write WinGetLightBulbHandle, one to write WinQueryStatusLightBulb, one to write WinGetLightSwitchHandle.
Jokes About Getting Married
Wedding Night
A young couple, just married, were in their honeymoon suite on their
wedding night.
Pub Humour
THE 40 THINGS YOU’LL onLY DO WHEN YOU’RE DRUNK
Ask for extra-hot chili sauce on your kebab.
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TV Show
Red Dwarf is a huge spaceship. When I say huge, I don’t just mean big I mean HUGE! huge. It has at least 2600 floors and is four miles long (and seemingly became 6 miles long in Season 7). The ship is so big that it has an in-flight movie in... Read more
TV Show
Starbug, or at least the Starbug seen in the series is an interstellar transport ship seen periodically as the saga developed. It was used in seasons 6 and 7 when Red Dwarf was lost by Lister and subsequently turned into a planetoid by... Read more
TV Show
The Prison ship is a high security Prison Transport for keeping the most dangerous examples of human and Simulant prisoner in confinement. It has a very effective system of restraint called the Justice Field.
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TV Show
This beautiful looking spaceship is as shallow as the crew that mans it. It is made completely of light and allows their Hologram crew to enjoy effective reality, being able to touch and feel the ship, it’s contents, and erm… it’s... Read more
TV Show
The S.S.S Esperanto was an ocean seeding ship sent to an ocean world to investigate the progress of an experiment to ‘seed’ and encourage life on the planet had worked.
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TV Show
A Space Station is a highly advanced research station manned by a composite Gestalt entity called Legion.
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