Nationality Jokes A joke submitted by a Frenchgirl who played a half naked hysterical English woman in French play and who felt like evening the score 🙂 Q. What do the the French call an I.Q of 130? A. An English... Read more
Anti-woman Jokes
Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a woman’s sex drive by 90 percent.
Read moreBoyfriend/Girlfriend Jokes A guy walks over to a gorgeous girl sitting at a barstool and says “I want to play with your tits all night.” Shocked, the woman says “oh my god, do you see that huge guy over there? he’s my... Read more
Celebrity Jokes
THE ABORTION BILL
President Clinton looks up from his desk in the Oval Office to see one of his aides nervously approach him.
Read moreOne-upmanship Jokes
There are these three cowboys comparing how tough they are, sitting around a campfire.
Read moreDumb Bloke Jokes
The Lawyer and the Blonde
A lawyer and a blonde are sitting next to each other on a long flight from LA to NY.
Read moreAnimal Jokes
TWO COWS
Two cows stood in a field
1st cow says MOOO
2nd cow replies BAAA
1st cow your not supposed to say that.
Intelligence/Wordy Humour
Intelligence Test
Instructions: For each answer, you will have three clues.
Read moreToilet Humour Living in Preston Q. What have working in Preston (a town in England) and a pubic hair on a toilet seat got in common? A. Your okay for a while but then you get pissed off. Submitted by Susan Hargreaves 29 Types Of... Read more
Jokes about Work
The Safe FAX FAQ!
Q: SHOULD A COVER ALWAYS BE USED FOR FAXING?
ANS: Unless you are really sure of the one you are faxing, a cover should be used to insure safe fax.
Being Unfaithful
CLINTON JOKE
Clinton was walking around the White House with a pair of ladies panties on his arm.
Read moreBattle of the Sexes If men & women swapped genitals! Top ten things men would do if they woke up and had a vagina for a day: 10. Immediately go shopping for zucchini and cucumbers. 9. Squat over a hand-held mirror for an hour and a half... Read more
Jokes About Getting Married
Wedding Night
A young couple, just married, were in their honeymoon suite on their
wedding night.
Light Bulb Jokes
How many Windows programmers does it take to change a light bulb?
472, one to write WinGetLightBulbHandle, one to write WinQueryStatusLightBulb, one to write WinGetLightSwitchHandle.
New Technology/Computer Humour
New Technology!
If you introduce your wife as “mylady@home.
Read moreGadget Humour
A Twelve inch Bic
A guy in a bar having a few drinks suddenly notices another gentleman lighting his cigarette with a huge bic lighter.
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